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IF YOURE READING THIS I ALREADY CALLED THE POLICE

[foreverxalonex]

Get this out my face

[velinxi]

[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]

[ouijasquiji]

what if when doritos stained ur fingers it was permanent

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My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

[psychoparallax]

UR STILL FUGLY

[snorlaxatives]

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

[afon-afanc]

in america is everyone ignorant

[snorlaxatives]

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

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[beyunseh-deactivated20211016]

Beth cinnamon-roll-too-pure Childs 

[nanyoky]

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

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THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

[gothblossom]

this is my FAVORITE

[cactuseeds]

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

[somewhereover-thegaybow]

Eliza in snapbacks melts me 😍

[believeinlove-andtheuswnt]

Bonus: 

[somewhereover-thegaybow]

double bonus…..and a sultry look as a triple bonus…

[orphanblackzone]

[dailyorphanblack]

                    That was the last time I saw her.                                        That was the night she killed herself.                                                           She was my friend, she called me Mika.

[ncksdeep]

okay, lets see what secrets you’re keeping, shall we?

[careyalycia-deactivated20160407]

alycia debnam-carey through the years

[batwan-deactivated20220318]

We need to know what we’re up against, M.K. No.

[marcitlali]

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

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[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now