The Dirty Nerdy Deeds

NSFW blog of a chubby black sub dreaming of a Sir. The way we play, fantasies, and randomness. Are you here for it? Well, welcome. Enjoy your stay. 

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[tarynel]

Swallowing isn’t for me but I’ll take a load to the face. That shit made my skin soft as hell. I bet if someone did deep research on the benefits of semen on the skin that niggas could hustle they nut.

[ohsogracious]

I actually like to swallow. I feel ashamed to say I’d rather swallow than to put it on my face but swallowing also means I don’t have to see it or clean it up… I don’t want to touch that shit, let alone rub it on my face… But I also would believe anybody that said it’s good for your skin

[tarynel]

I tried to swallow once and it was a big fail 😂😂

[vivalaorgasm]

Lol nah I’ll swallow before I ever take a face shot. Im not here for the facials

[tarynel]

I’ve only has two facials. The first way better than the second tbh.

[kindadopish]

I use to only swallow. But I’ve def grown to love facials more. I like the look. Bust on my face so I can take a dozen selfies.

[everydayfixxx]

[dirtynerdydeeds]

I think I'd rather swallow. Took it to the face once and it got in my eye. That shit burns like hell.

[food-porn-diary]

How to make the Momofuku Milk Bar Birthday Cake - Bake Bites

[dirtynerdydeeds]

I have their cookbook and this is about eight for one of their products

[peteneems]

[sunnyharley]

Legends only

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

Reblog for wholesome good luck

[dirtynerdydeeds]

2 of my fucking heroes

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Oh

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

The math geek in me is giddy. 

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[thagangstress]

Lol this is what take forever to build shit on my campus ?

[bootyhighpriestess-deactivated2]

^^Is this why I gotta wait a whole year to use a gym 2 mins from my dorm?!?

[dirtynerdydeeds]

Geometry and physics collide!

[hashtagloveloses]

honestly…the best part of 2016

[dirtynerdydeeds]

I'm just here for the porn.

[bynightafangirl]

#Same

[Insecure 1.02- Messy as F**k]

[wittolblackcuckold]

@little-starburst

[pettylifepresident]

[superselected]

Watch The First Official Trailer for ‘AFRO PUNK GIRL.’ A Sci-Fi Feature Set in Post-Apocalyptic London.

[4wallsfrnkremix]

@pompomearrings @directedbywongkarwai

[dirtynerdydeeds]

For later

[swagintherain]

Evolution of Childish Gambino.

#BlackPride

[dirtynerdydeeds]

This Bae 4 life!

[boredpanda]

Movie Myths That Will Change The Way You Look At Movies Forever

[thomasjay32]

Damn

[americaninfographic]

Fastest Ships

[themelancholyblackwoman]

*about white women* Her skin is as pure as snow and delicate as porcelain.

*about black women* Their skin is sensual chocolate, caramel and crafted from gold like goddesses.

See the difference?

[thisisntmyrealhair-deactivated2]

To explain for people that don’t get it, this is an example of how black women are often described purely in sexual terms, or like food to be consumed, or in overly rarefied terms that remove humanity (the constant comparisons to goddesses and queens). In contrast to how white women are often described in a way that emphasizes their purity and/or beauty in a non-sexual way and allows them to preserve their humanity in a way that black women in media or fiction aren’t usually afforded.

[andalusiapunk]

so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

[sourcedumal]

I need this to be force taught at all companies

[dirtynerdydeeds]

It's just me & you tonight.

[agoldthatactuallystays]

“Self-Care Saves Lives”- @alex_elle So eat right, Masturbate, Love yourself, Sleep tight, Write it out, Visit yourself in your downtime, Practice yoga, Meditate, Love openly, Say no to F*ck Boys, Play with babies, Memorize your favorite poem, Call your mama, Lay lands on your heart and be kind to yourself, Learn how to say no, unapologetically

Because, it can all save your life. Pack light ✨

[sensualchoc545-deactivated20170]

Words to live by…