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sevenseasaurus

get back, you fiends! I'll not be touching your pinned post

cephalodo

Forcing you to touch my pinned post by pinning this.

#you could protect against pins in the past...#but not the future...#im doing this to assuage my toxic blood

omegaversereloaded

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

segamascott

but i believe aang can save the world

escuerzoresucitado

incogniito

I see that town in my restless dreams..

goblin-steve

I'm about to become a viral sensation. That's right, the doctor said I'm infectious

goblin-steve

I'm in your computers

goblin-steve

Uh oh

callaxes

The temple don’t want you to know about Nerevoryn

nociceptrix

psychic-waffles

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.

ryan-sometimes

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

ryan-sometimes

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

david-de-bergerac

silversoulstardust

let's put this one here as well

somecunttookmyurl

weirdnessdk

I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣

pathogenflock

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.