Eternal Reblogs Of A Sexy Ass Mind

I think it's time to stop thoughtfully listening and caring for your bitch. Maybe, I should start thoughtfully listening and caring for myself.

[eliminated]

[heytheresugar]

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

Does it work if he does it on himself?

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

Didn’t work but glad I tried

[bigdumbfilthyanimal]

(Gets rewarded when small tiny pixels on screen change slightly) (becomes arrogant due to this)

[no1knowz]

[kulturkammer]

[markv5]

Если кошка захочет где-то поспать, то всякие условности вроде гравитации ее в этот момент не волнуют…

[dualityofsquid]

“if a cat wants to sleep somewhere, then any complications like gravity won’t stop her…”

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[markv5]

[sailorbrazil]

absolute unit

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

ROUND!!!!!!!!!!

[kaijuno]

R O T U N D

[kelssiel]

A Full-bodied Experience

[softest-star-deactivated2021053]

B O D E

[transfemale]

fat

[twitterlols]

[clockworkwillow]

[so-doggone-funny]

“my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????”

[iv-fischer]

if you still like chris brown you ugly

[cashesmith]

I’m ugly then 😐

[mrblookes]

you sure are girl!

[lucatiel]

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

[shine-sprites]

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[catchymemes]

Do you remember them?

[genjichu]

What about

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea