So what was that you were saying about my feet the other day?? How they smell like a dead animal’s ass that’s been baking in the sun for a week?? I’ve always had stinky feet, but that doesn’t give you the right to be an ass about it.
Well bud, I got bad news for you. I haven’t changed my socks since yesterday morning, and I’m gonna spend the next few hours making you eat your words. I hope you’re nice and comfy…maybe you’ll learn a thing or 2 about basic respect for other people while you’re down there sniffing my feet.














