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Intro + Rules

Hello everyone, welcome to my confessions blog! Here you can send in suggestive and nsfw asks about Twisted Wonderland! Of course, to keep things in order, I do have some general rules and guidelines for everyone to follow!

For starters, I do three types of content: confessions, requests, and polls! Confessions are where you can share your thoughts about characters. Sometimes I’ll reply with my own thoughts, or I might just post them without my thoughts. Requests are where you can ask me to write some quick headcanons about a scenario. I will only be doing headcanons, so no drabbles or fics. Polls are where you can pose a question, pick a few characters, and I'll create a poll for people to vote on. These will be posted once a week.

The following rules apply to both:

Everything will be tagged with either "🦨 yaps" (for posts I make myself) or "🦨 answers" (for posts people send to me). I have a tendency to answer multiple asks in a day, so if you want to mute me, please block these tags. Specifically, block "🦨 answers", as that is the one I post under 95% of the time.

This blog is for ADULTS ONLY. If you are a minor, you are not welcome here. That means anyone younger than 18. Do not interact with me if you are under 18, as that makes me very uncomfortable. I will be posting mature content, which is not suitable for minors.

I will accept asks for the third years (this includes Chenya and Rollo), the staff, and parents/guardians/other adults. As much as I love the first and second years, I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable by including them in this blog.

While we are all here to have fun, I do have my limits. Please do not include anything involving rape/noncon (dubcon is on thin ice depending), scat, excessive gore/violence, inflation, pedophilia, incest, or general bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.)

Please be nice! Don't be rude to me or anyone else. Any rude or offensive asks, reblogs, or comments will be deleted, and the user will be blocked.

For now, anons will be allowed. However, if too many people start to break my rules while on anon, I will be forces to turn them off, so please do not ruin the fun for everyone else!

I accept both character x reader and character x character, as well as solo and poly. That being said, I will not write for male or female specific readers, only gender neutral! I will write afab or amab if it’s requested, but I want as many people to be included as possible, so I will be avoiding pronouns and gendered language.

I will tag every ask with #twstsmut, even the ones that don't have smut in them. This is just to make sure people know what content is featured on my blog, and so that people who have filtered tags don't stumble across it.

Also, not a rule, but just a general note: I do tend to post pretty sporadically, but when I do post, I post a lot all at once. Please feel free to block me if you don't want your tag searches to just all be from me! I don't take any offense at all!

With that out of the way, I will be accepting any and all asks, so please feel free to submit! My inbox will always be open!

Named anons: ♦️🫃 - 💜 - 🦑 - 👑☘️ - 🍯 - 🫦 - 💀🐉 - 💗🦇 - 🐼 - 🪻🏹 - 🍰 - 🐦‍⬛🦇🐉

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Weekly poll time! This week is non-smut related as I have a more general question for all of you!

I've been thinking about my posting schedule (or lack of one) and how I can make it a bit better!

Which Schedule Would You Like Better?

One post per day

Multiple posts in a day, once per week

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

Polls would still be on Thursday regardless.

I don't wanna spam post like I did when I first started this blog, but I also wanna have a more regular upload schedule, so I wanna know which version is more popular with my followers.

The first option is obvious: I answer one ask per day, and I have my polls on Thursdays.

The second options: I pick one day a week and post multiple posts within that one day, kind of like how I do now. Thursday polls will still remain, so this day will be seperate.

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Hot take: the sexiness for artist!Rook x nude model!Rollo ain't even the fact that one's naked and the other is studying them instensely, its the emotional intimacy. Rook managed to get Rollo entirely too comfortble being physically and emotionally naked with him, so the more of him that Rook sees the more in love he can fall. On Rollo's end its the fact that yes Rook finds him sexy but also genuinely beautiful in a non-objectifying and non-sexual manner.

Also they end up fucking like rabbits afterwards

Rook is actually the perfect person to be a nude artist because he never treats it as a sexual thing. He thinks Rollo is stunning, absolutely, but he would never objectfy him. Rollo is terrified at first, but Rook is so genuinely kind and takes everything at Rollo's pace. It's hard to keep walls up around something like that. And yes, they do fuck so much after each session. Just because Rook treats Rollo well doesn't mean he isn't also madly in love. Rollo definitely pretends like he doesn't feel the same, but it's hard to when he's practically begging for Rook. Rook thinks it's cute.

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👑☘️ my brain is completely rotted today but oh well. I was thinking about rook then I thought about portfest rook (my favorite outfit of his) and then I had a vision. rook/merfolk (siren) reader. his amorous ass would absolutely dive into the ocean to find the source of a siren's call. since humans and merfolk aren't exactly sexually compatible (probably for the better), you'd have to get a bit creative, but like... think about it... making out on the beach, dragging him into the water little by little, watching him squirm and figure out whether he's cold or hot as you give him a handjob/blowjob while he's soaking wet... biting... so much biting actually you're basically chewing on him like a chew toy with your sharp ass teeth and he's so into it. next morning he boards back onto the ship with his clothes all stained and crusty from the salt and open wounds and scratches everywhere that probably burn with all the salt that got into them but he just cannot stop smiling

I can also see him being lowkey into the risk of drowning. Like, just hold him under the water for a little bit. Let him get all light-headed, then pull him back up and kiss him. He'll love it.

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👑☘️ re master/servant viltrey, master/servant/servant rookviltrey but rook is like the biggest brat ever. it's not that he's like outwardly defiant or talks back, he just has a problem with restraint and is always being punished for getting too enthusiastic and not listening to orders, both when servicing her and when she makes them fuck each other. granted he's a glutton for punishment so he's exactly where he wants to be either way. vil likes to be strictly in control of the pace at which things happen to remind them that even though they're servicing her, she's the one in control. he does what she asks, but he has a tendency to get a little excited and commandeers the pace a bit, which is what gets him in trouble

You always come up with the best scenarios for these three, I swear. As much as I love subby Rook who listens and does as he's told, I also LOVE bratty Rook so much, especially when he's a brat that technically still follows orders. Meanwhile Trey is just facepalming as Rook gets punished for the fifth time in a week. Vil certainly isn't complaining about punishing him though.

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I have this frequent idea of a power bottom vil, a s/o that's the epitome of a switch, and a top Rook and the three become a sandwich with s/o in the middle. I'm scared I've never put a confession in before do we have thoughts on this

Yes, I do have thoughts!

No matter what, Vil is always, ALWAYS in charge in the bedroom. Just because he's bottoming does not mean he's gonna be all submissive. Rook is, of course, more than happy with this arrangement, and you better be as well.

One of Vil's favorite things is to sit back and watch you and Rook fuck. He sits on the bed, or in a chair next to the bed, and gives you two instructions. He's telling you what position to be in, how fast or slow to go, when you can cum... and his mood often dictates how mean or nice he'll be to you both.

Rook tops, but he's more of a subtop most of the time. He's more focused on giving you and Vil pleasure rather than focusing on his own. He still chases his own pleasure after a while, but his partners will always come first (literally).

When Vil does actually join in during sex, he's very specific about how you and Rook please him. He's making you take turns sucking him off, sometimes even making you work together. He also often pits you two against each other, telling you that only one of you gets to fuck him and watching as you both do your best to earn the right. Vil thinks it's cute watching you both grovel for his attention.

They both love having you as a switch, especially if you're more of a verse as well. You need to be able to listen to Vil while also giving Rook instructions. They'd also prefer if you're on the nicer side, as Vil can be quite bossy, and while Rook certainly can listen to instructions, he also likes to be a brat sometimes. You being nice would balance out their personalities well.

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Okay, we know Maleanor and her dislike of alphas... but I've always had this extra sub-gender I use for my personal vault: Zeta, basically a bigender for omegaverse where they possess both, but what's functional depends on their partner's sub gender.

so... Maleanor would be thrilled to get a Zeta reader and watching them simultaneously cycling through rut and heat back to back because she is an enigma, and Raverne and Lilia being omegas.

I love genderqueer omegaverse.... and Maleanor likes lowkey torturing her partners.

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Actually, there are other sub-genders in omegaverse canon that aren't used as much: gamma and delta! Gamma is something in between an omega and a beta, and delta is something between an alpha and a beta! There are also enigmas, of course, which is basically an alpha but worse, but these three aren't used as often unfortunately. I do think your zeta idea is very cool as well though!

And yes, I absolutely see Maleanor being into someone like that! That way, when she's not in the mood for sex, she can just send her zeta partner to take care of her omegas. It's a win-win for everyone.

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I headcanon Idia as being such a switch (twins!) but recently I've been thinking about sadistic dom Idia. Idia who gets delight out of degrading you. Idia who calls your noises pathetic, who calls you a dirty whore for even getting off on the degrading in the first place. Idia who loves spanking you and restraining you. Idia who giggles at your pained noises while doing impact play. It's all just a game to him.

Idia who has a whole arsenal of unconventional sex toys that he's excited to use on you. He even made you some custom sex toys that are perfectly engineered with your body in mind.

Sadistic dom Idia does anyone hear me?? Everyone forgets that he can have an ego at times. He loves hearing your moans and you screaming his name. Let him feel powerful in the moment. After all, you'll get the satisfaction of fucking someone who called you a whore last night. Revenge would definitely be welcomed.

(Can you tell I have a thing for role reversal? I have submitted this in so many asks lmao I heart being a switch)

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There is nothing I dislike more than people who make Idia a subby bottom. Like, he certainly can be at times, but people forget that he's such an asshole! He's also just a generally weird guy, so I know he'd be into some weird things during sex. I can absolutely see him being into domming sometimes, especially if he gets to act like this. He loves the chance to let his ego out! Plus you get the sweetest aftercare after, so it's all worth it.

(also happy pride month! somehow this felt appropriate to start the month with lol)

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Weekly poll time! I decided to do something more suggestive than outright explicit this week!

Who would you most want as a sugar mommy/daddy?

Georgina Leech

Maleanor Draconia (+ Raverne Draconia)

Mama and Papa Shroud

Mrs. Rosehearts

Dire Crowley

Eric Venue

Divus Crewel

Voting ended onJun 4

I tried to pick characters who are known to be rich, or at least heavily implied. Mama and Papa Shroud are a package deal of course, and I put Raverne with Maleanor since we know his ass is stuck with her forever.

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Wait wait I got one! (Sorry this is awkwardly written, I’m a bit out of my element but I wanted to share anyway lol)

Cater practically begging his boyfriend Idia to come and take pictures of him for an album he’s putting together, which turns out to be a boudoir shoot just for him.

Of course Idia’s hair is super pink with embarrassment but he’s trying his best, trying to direct and get the best angles he can while Cater is just enjoying the looks on his face and his flustered “eeps!”

Until Idia finally gets into this rhythm and starts feeling more confident with it and that cocky tone of his voice just hits different…when did the studio get so hot?

The last few photos you can make out Cater’s face slowly getting redder until they’re mostly blurry from movement…

IdeKei!! I love them so much, they're both such losers.

Cater loves to tease Idia. He easily could've gone to a professional for this shoot, but he wanted to tease Idia so badly. He's so cute when he gets all flustered. But, of course, it gets to a point where Idia gains confidence, and suddenly he's the one teasing Cater. Cater isn't used to getting so flustered, but he's certainly not complaining.

Also, you know they're gonna end up using that camera for something else once they get their hands on each other... just saying.

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For everyone‘s Malleide Dosis…

What do you say are their turn ins for each other, what makes them aroused about their partner?

Except existing lol

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Hmmm this is a really good question actually.

For Malleus, his biggest turn-on is whenever Idia gets cocky. Most people find it annoying whenever Idia gets that stupid smirk on his face or starts going off on a tangent, but Malleus is already imagining Idia naked in their bed. There's something so beautiful about watching someone who is normally so reserved suddenly get all snarky and mean.

He also loves whenever Idia gets passionate about something. Call Malleus cliche, but there is nothing better than sitting next to Idia while he goes off on a tangent about this new game he's playing or this project he's been working on. His eyes always light up and his hands move in every possible direction. It's so cute.

For Idia, his biggest turn-on is seeing Malleus trying something and being really bad at it, especially if it's something to do with technology. Malleus gets the cutest pout on his face when he doesn't understand something, and he almost always asks Idia to step in and help. Idia loves this because it makes him feel wanted and needed.

Another turn-on is whenever Malleus actually engages in his interests with him. Something about having someone listen to his ranting with genuine interest really gets Idia going. They're the ultimate yapper x listener duo.

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Hilarious idea of Lilia having to cockblock Malleus: while he's happy Malleus has found someone special, as his guardian he has to keep the lovebirds from getting too frisky or else Maleficia would have his head (it be uncouth for a prince to have eggs before marriage afterall) so just as the two are about to get handsy Lilia will barge in for the most ridiculous reason like vacuuming the stone floors or saying the dorm is having a fire drill (even though they never had one before)

Poor Malleus has to pretty much smuggle his s/o into his room without Lilia knowing (he does)

Lilia knows everything when it comes to Malleus and his partner. He has an annoying sixth sense for it, probably because he once was that partner for Maleanor. He can see through every attempt Malleus makes to sneak them in. Now, of course Lilia thinks it's very adorable that Malleus found someone he loves, but he cannot have any teen eggnancies on his hands.

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Tell me more about beta Rook? 👀

He's probably a thousand times worse in this AU like "Ah! Is that a delicate heat I smell?" Or some shit. He's using his beta status to lull others into a false sense of security and stalk even harder, I just know it. You've unleashed a hunter to a world of people with bestial traits.,,,

Also what would his scent actually be? If you concentrated it, what unique properties would it have?

Y'all know I love omegaverse asks so much omg!!

So, like I said, Rook is sooooo beta coded. He's actually a very good mediator and can put people at ease surprisingly well (when he's not being weird of course).

Betas typically have a worse sense of smell compared to alphas and omegas, so they're often unable to pick up on scents. That being said, Rook is a trained hunter, so it's very likely that he was either born with a stronger sense of smell, or he trained himself to pick up on them.

He is OBSESSED with peoples' scents. He thinks it's beautiful how every individual has their own unique scent, and one of the first things he does when meeting someone is smell them to memorize their scent.

Personally, I think his own scent would be oak and clean laundry. Something simple and muted. Rook loves having a duller scent, as it allows him to keep his presence hidden easier. Just in case, he does carry scent blockers, even if betas don't typically need them. You never know.

Omegaverse!Rook is even worse than he is normally. So many scents, so many unique characteristics... he's in heaven. I also think a lot of his behaviors would actually come off as less strange in an omegaverse setting since the omegaverse kind of makes everyone a bit freakier.

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Oksy but hear me the fuck out.

The stuck in a small room or tight place trope with Baul. But he's already so big so reader is basically just smushed against him and his broad chest. And ofc something else :]

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I love this trope so much! He'd try his best to be respectful and give you as much space as possible, but it's so difficult with how big he is. He's lowkey flustered but he's doing his best to pretend like he's not. It's also kind of pathetic how easily it turns him on. You're so warm, and he's loving the temperature difference. I doubt he'd do anything in such a tight space, but once you're out, he might not be able to hold back.

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Proposition: old married couple anniversary sex in a hotel with Lilia

Kids surprised them with a trip to someplace they somehow haven’t been to (thought of by Sebek and Silver, funded by Malleus) for their anniversary and they get a tiny bit too excited for some true alone time once they get to their room. They have a whole two weeks to celebrate their marriage, after all, they can’t just waste it!

They do get lots of noise complaints, though-

Lilia would be so cute (and horny) as a married man. He needs someone to match his freak. If you two go to a hotel together, you're not leaving for at least one day. He wants time to explore where you're staying of course, but oen day will be fully dedicated to fucking on every piece of furniture in that room.

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Weekly poll time! I decided to do something for the parents and staff since I haven't done anything for them in a while!

Who would have the biggest dick?

Dire Crowley

Divus Crewel

Ashton Vargas

Mozus Trein

Sam

Eric Venue

Dylla Sapde

Maleanor Draconia

Georgina Leech

Mama Shroud

Papa Shroud

Mrs. Rosehearts

Voting ended onMay 28

Gender doesn't matter of course. This is all just for sillies as always!

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Picture this:

Idia learning fae language so he could tease Malleus with it while they're having sex.

Oh, Malleus would go INSANE. Full-on feral. Idia wouldn't even be able to get a full phrase out before Malleus is boderline attacking him. Kisses, bites, scratching, literally whatever Malleus can do to mark up Idia. It catches Idia so off guard but he'd never complain about all of the attention.