shine on you crazy diamond

I'm Wan Dirx, former defender for team haunted woods i am starring in the upcoming film Sweet City Jesus. I'm going to be in a musical, too.

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Bj

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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[kawaii-vitor]

someone tell Wan to shut up he’s not letting it go

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If it makes you feel any better, someone forgot that Coco wasn’t on our team anymore during today’s game.

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“cracy tralton”

[kawaii-vitor]

someone tell Wan to shut up he’s not letting it go

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krell you have forgotten crade’s name numerous times but i have never, NEVER heard you insist it was something as stupid as “cracy”

[kawaii-vitor]

that……. guy………………….. him.

[qlydaewegg-blog]

…crade?

[kawaii-vitor]

no no, its not crade, i swear its kind of like, tracy or something?

its on the tip of my tongue

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qlydae’s right, krell

[kawaii-vitor]

I s2g, no one in their right mind would name their child CRADE

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versus cracy????? you think CRACY is a more sensible name than CRADE???

CRACY???

[kawaii-vitor]

that……. guy………………….. him.

[qlydaewegg-blog]

…crade?

[kawaii-vitor]

no no, its not crade, i swear its kind of like, tracy or something?

its on the tip of my tongue

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qlydae’s right, krell

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ALL ABOARD THE BONER TRAIN

[cionabroan]

Hmm…

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you’ll probably do better than HW

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oh my fucking!!! god!!!!!!!

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lmao, “definitely win this year?”  i only said that for the presses.  gotta keep a positive attitude about this shit, y’know

[kawaii-vitor]

shut up, ok?  shut up

I don’t know why they interviewed you instead of, i dunno, SOMEONE WHO’S ACTUALLY ON THE TEAM???

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krell, you’ve spent the past several months doing nothing... you’ve been eating a lot of junk food and stuff.... trust me I would knOW

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lmao, “definitely win this year?”  i only said that for the presses.  gotta keep a positive attitude about this shit, y’know

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would u drink a glass of jizz

I… uh…. maybe?…. It depends on the situation.

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you like peanut butter ans jelly?

I don't like either of those things.

Well, I mean, peanut butter is okay, in small amounts.

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TMI tuesday! 

because I'm bored and have no sense of shame

[kawaii-vitor]

why does everyone think I’d clog a lot of drains?

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but you do, Krell

[kaynhireck]

how does fucking a kiko feel like

I Am Going to Presume You Mean a Female Kiko

Read More

[pokecellers]

I DIDN’T NEED TO READ IT

[erliquinnock]

… Poke, that right there is a ‘read more’ link, therefore meaning the only way you were able to read that is if you clicked it, meaning you were genuinely interested in learning what it felt like to have sexual intercourse with a kiko. Otherwise, why did you complain if you chose to read it?

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I THOUGHT HE WASN’T GOING TO BE HONEST WITH IT

I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY “THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS PUNK”

BUT HE WENT THROUGH WITH IT

AND NOW THE IMAGE IS BURNT IN MY BRAIN

OH MY GOD

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#WHAT IF SHE WAS A RELATIVE OF MINE???

Does people related to you having sex really bother you that much??  I mean?

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I’ll tell you three things so you can stop believing this fucking trash mag:

I’m still very motherfucking alive

I’ve never had AIDS (I’LL ADMIT, I’M A VIRGIN, OKAY? THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY I COULD’VE GOTTEN AIDS BECAUSE I ALSO DON’T DO DRUGS AND I’VE NEVER EVEN HAD A BLOOD TRANSFUSION IN MY LIFE!!!)

AND I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A FUCKING CHRISTIAN! JUBJUB CHRIST IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR, YOU LITTLE LIE-SPREADING SHITS!!!!!

That concludes my rumor-denying post.

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HIV can be transmitted from parent to child, you know.  Its not necessarily from sex, needles, or blood transfusions.  jusayin’

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I’m pretty damn sure my parents don’t have AIDS

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not saying your parents do have AIDS/HIV, I'm just pointing out that you missed some important information there