Planetary Forces and Mystical Beings

RP/Ask side blog for Azura's OCs. -Multi-muse blog -Anons, canon, and OCs welcome -NSFW-friendly (gore/violence; no smut) -Ships welcome (keep PG-13 tho) Currently on board: Pippin, Snow Fury, Antero We are [&&] online || [] offline || [] busy

[jekyllryou-hydebakura]

What kind of "charactershaming" sign would you hang around my muse's neck?

[honnoujiproducer-deactivated201]

Muses React to Youtube!

Submit a video to my muse, and watch their reactions!

[theblazeofmemory]

“You didn’t have to do that.”

“I know, but he said something really mean about you and-”

“He punched you in the face.”

“Yeah, well, you should see him!”

[theblazeofmemory]

“AIN’T NOBODY GET TO TALK TO MAI LIKE THAT!”

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

“What do you think about this outfit?”

“Bend over.”

“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”

“I can’t find my vibrator.”

“Just set your phone on vibrate!”

“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”

“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”

“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”

“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”

“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”

“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”

“I want to be on top.”

“That is one fine ass.”

“You look like a screamer.”

“Let me tie you up.”

“What’ll our safeword be?”

“I love making you squirm.”

“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[theblazeofmemory]

More work doodles, yay

Okay, but who else would watch a stupid-funny Pokemon buddy comedy short starring Litleo and Shinx? I can’t be alone out here.

[theblazeofmemory]

List of Pokemon I keep drawing

* Team Shale  - Axew - Kipper - Jolly nature  - Riolu - Tristan - Serious nature  - Larvitar - Kingsley - Lonely nature

* Team Xaio-Mei  - Pancham - Teddy - Bold nature  - Mienfoo - Mai - Sassy nature

*Other   - Espurr - Radar - Hardy nature   - Buneary - Callisto - Timid nature   - Sparky - Litleo - Impish nature   - Fritz - Shinx - Naughty nature

[disasters-and-dragons]

Wanna write some Pokemon stuff? Small bios for each of these little ones should be going up soon! 

[theblazeofmemory]

Pokemon doodles. Radar, Kingsley, Teddy, Mai, and Callisto.

[theblazeofmemory]

There they are.

[justanotherrpmeme]

cr1tikal sentence starters

“let’s do this shit”

“that is a shattered kneecap if i’ve ever seen one”

“that’ll end a relationship really quickly”

“guess who’s here again? it’s the bathroom boner. scoot over”

“i dont care where this takes me, i will finish it”

“she clotheslined me”

“i have no fucking clue what’s going on”

“NOW im having fun”

“now its a party”

“what happened”

“what is this? is this a laser pointer?”

“that doesnt help me at all”

“let’s show em we mean business. i’ll hit you with my forehead”

“stop stretching, do you think this is the appropriate time to stretch?”

“everyone’s sliding around like theyre on an ice-skating rink”

“holy shit”

“this sentient piece of play-dough has been tryna give me the business”

“i got the captain america vibranium shield here you sack of shit”

“i wanna sound nice, formal, and normal: ‘greetings’”

“my name is - fuck, uh”

“threesomes CAN happen. anywhere at any time”

“this guy’s got a way with words”

“'my nose is not your nose.’ touché asshole”

“if it’s a war you want, it’s a war you’re gonna get”

“okay. shit”

“i dont want any clothing, i want everyone naked”

“why i thought that was a good idea is beyond me”

“i’ll pull off some aerial stunt maneuvers here”

“fuck im like tarzan right now. wheres my stick”

“i dont come here for a reason bitch, you charge at me with a boner - look at your HANDS”

[disasters-and-dragons]

-peeps around-

Wanna do something???

[andydot-deactivated20140623]

Reblog if it is okay if I make fanart of your OCs

[markiplierfangirlingblog]

YES. I WANT SOMEONE TO DRAW MY PRECIOUS BABY.

[rpmememakers-blog]

Send me, "You. Me. Bed. Now" for my muses reaction.

[natural-x-disasters]

HEY Jupiter, what do you think of Quasar? -points at nervous space bara-

Jupiter: He seems really nice. He smiled a little more wide, tilting his head. we should talk more, I think we would totally be friends.

[disasters-and-dragons]

Quasar: I do? W-we would? -excited grin- Well, uh, I’d love that, actually. Talking. And friends. Yes.

[natural-x-disasters]

Jupiter: Oh! I didn’t see you there. His grin widens and he makes a heart laugh, amused by his own surprise I do like to make more friends, why not?

[disasters-and-dragons]

Quasar: -blinks- You didn’t… how… I… -blushes when he laughs- I don’t have a lot of, uh, experience with the whole “friends” thing, so…

[natural-x-disasters]

Jupiter: How could you note have experience with that? He blinks and tilts his head towards him, looking stumped.

[disasters-and-dragons]

Quasar: I live real far away from everybody, and, well, I break stuff. Sometimes. 

[natural-x-disasters]

Jupiter: He frowns a little pit, putting his hand to his lips. Hmnn…Maybe you could hang out at my palace then. His smile returns and he laughs, his shoulders bouncing in delight. I would love to have you over. Make you something to eat too.

[disasters-and-dragons]

Quasar: Really? -smiles, running a hand though his hair- Well, then, it’d be rude of me to say no. I’d love to be there! Lead on.

[rainsong777]

Le OC Questions ~

 Answer them all like this is a tag, or ask your followers to send you some numbers :) Whatever floats your boat! Either way, I hope this helps you develop your OC’s more :D

What’s the first thing your OC thinks about when they wake up in the morning?

Does your OC believe that there’s no “i” in “team”?

Has your OC ever run away from a dangerous situation?

Name one thing that is guaranteed to make your OC laugh.

Does your OC like to plan ahead?

How does your OC kill time?

What is your OC’s most valued material object?

What would your OC score on an IQ test? Would they agree with this score?

Is appearance a big deal to your OC?

 Can your OC whistle?

 Does your OC prefer animals to people, vice-versa, or both?

 Does your OC take time to self-reflect at all?

 Does your OC invite company to their home often?

 Would your OC prefer to travel on foot, or through a faster mode of transportation?

 Does your OC make their own outfits/armor?

 Does your OC use silverware or would they rather just eat with their hands?

 Does your OC snore?

 Which of your OC’s 5 senses are strongest?

 Does your OC change their appearance often?

 Is your OC well-liked?

 Is your OC optimistic, pessimistic, or realistic?

 Does your OC prefer knowledge, or wisdom?

 Does your OC have to worry about money?

 If your OC has friends, what are some of the qualities your OC has that made them friends? If they don’t have friends, why not?

 Does your OC prefer warm weather, or cool weather?

 Does your OC tend to hoard junk?

 Does your OC suffer from headaches, body aches, or the like? If so, what causes them?

 Is your OC a trouble-maker, or a peace-keeper?

 What are your OC’s thoughts on the concept of slavery? (Whether it is a problem in their world or not.)

 Does your OC have any unusual talents or abilities?

 What would be your OC’s favorite movie genre?

 Would your OC be better at an obstacle course, or a standardized test?

 Is your OC good at lying?

 In high-stress situations, does your OC panic, or remain calm?

 How many languages does your OC speak? Why/how did they learn more than one language? If they only know one language, why is that?

 Is your OC easily distracted?

 When your OC is feeling down, what/who keeps them going?

 Is your OC selfish?

 Does your OC look down at the ground while they’re walking, or do they look forward?

 Does your OC like hugs?

 Is your OC patient? Why or why not?

 Would your OC ever prank anyone? Who?

 What is your OC’s main goal right now?

 Does your OC have any pet-peeves?

 Does your OC ever think about their future?

 Has your OC ever compromised their beliefs? If yes, why? If not, would they ever?

 What is your OC’s greatest accomplishment, to date?

 Does your OC like the storms?

 What are your OC’s middle and last names?

 Share a head-canon you have for one of your OC’s.

[thaeldren]

Which Disney/Pixar Character fits your MUSE?

[jagged-little-pieces]

[acollectionofhaunts-deactivated]

[safrona-shadowsun]

[cielya-sunjoy-deactivated201607]

[horizon-roulette]

[icyvveins-deactivated20191230]

[corrupted-coding]

[disasters-and-dragons]

Pippin:

Snow:

Antero:

Quasar:

[theblazeofmemory]

Outfit? Outfit.

[disasters-and-dragons]

((The actual doodle was too small to show this, but the inside of the cape is full of stars. And that circle on his chest actually glows bright blue-white.))