INDEFINITE HIATUS.

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                                             I HAVE MOVED !!!

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sneakingrxt:

“The worst type of teasing.”

“You know I like to play with my food before I eat it.”

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❝ don’t you know how to knock ? ❞

             DEADPOOL 2 DIALOGUE STARTERS. ( ACCEPTING )

Nisha tilts her head to the side as her features twist into an expression of amusement. “Haven’t you ever heard of a lock?” She counters, mischievous grin curling on her lips.

@neverwithoutwar

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sneakingrxt:

“You make it sound like that’s supposed to be a bad time for me.”

“By all means, don’t let me keep you. I am feeling a bit generous this evening so here’s a little inspiration for the road.”

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sneakingrxt:

“Is it a we then? Are we doing threesomes now? Is that what it is?”

“The only threesome you’re remotely close to having is with both of your hands.”

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sneakingrxt:

“Is this how we’re spicing up our love life now? With mutfruit? I shoulda probably bathed first or somethin’.”

“There is no US.”

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sneakingrxt:

@disciplc

“I dunno, maybe you and I should do some horizontal dancin’ and figure it out.”

The raider tried his best not to let out any laughter as he stared back to the disciple, a smirk decorating his features as he continued to remain in his position leaning against the old broken down bus. 

Sliding her lips to the side while shaking her head, Nisha does her best to fight the grin threatening to twitch on the end of her ruby red lips. She clicks her tongue against the roof of her mouth and drums her fingers against her hip bone. “The only thing you will be doing a horizontal dance with this evening is a mutfruit.”

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❝ i’m a grower, not a shower. ❞

              DEADPOOL 2 DIALOGUE STARTERS. ( ACCEPTING )

As Nisha shifts her slender hips to the right, hands fall to rest upon them. Her eyes travel slowly from the raider’s face down the full length of his body before rising from the tip of his shoes back to the area in question. She narrows her eyes into thin slits and studies him the way one might a map, forehead wrinkling in concentration. “Are you sure it isn’t a barren wasteland down there? Those pants could not be any tighter and I cannot make out a thing. Not an outline, a shadow, anything.”

@sneakingrxt

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this post includes dialogue spoilers for  DEADPOOL 2.  you’ve been warned.

           feel free to change pronouns / wording !

❝ what a dick ! ❞

❝ i took a catnap on twelve hundred gallons of high test fuel. ❞

❝ i’m gonna touch them all over. ❞

❝ i don’t speak cantonese. ❞

❝ i don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker. ❞

❝ do not go in there ! ❞

❝ oh god ! time out, time out ! ❞

❝ too exotic ? ❞

❝ i got blood right in my open eye ! ❞

❝ i’m so glad i left the kiddos at home. ❞

❝ that babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. ❞

❝ every good family film starts with a vicious murder, bambi, the lion king, saw seven. ❞

❝ listen, confidence isn’t something you have it’s something you create. ❞

❝ start the fucking car ! ❞

❝ i shit my pants. ❞

❝ i want to belong to something. ❞

❝ i want to become a contract killer. ❞

❝ i can’t wait to never speak of this. ❞

❝ oh, well that’s - that’s just the most beautiful thing i’ve ever - i don’t know what this is. ❞

❝ can you hear me ? ❞

❝ kids, they give a chance to be better than we are, better than we used to be. ❞

❝ you are a lot smarter than i look. ❞

❝ thank god i didn’t have t’ use the cream cheese speader. ❞

❝ go home, you’ve been here for three days. ❞

❝ you know what FINE stands for ? fucked up, insecure, needy and emotional. ❞

❝ don’t you know how t’ knock ? ❞

❝ i thought you saw me with your ears. ❞

❝ can’t really live ‘til we’ve died a little. ❞ 

❝ what in the fuck knuckles is this ? ❞

❝ should’ve brought my rape whistle. ❞

❝ first off, i’m not even a virgin. ❞

❝ you always make it hard. ❞

❝ like beyoncé says, please, please stop cheating on me. ❞

❝ come quietly, or there will be trouble. ❞

❝ put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, now ! ❞

❝ rules are meant to be broken. ❞ 

❝ those guys hurt you ? ❞

❝ i fight for what’s right. ❞

❝ you’re so dark ! are you sure you’re not from the dc universe ? ❞

❝ we need a secret code. ❞

❝ am i gettin’ catfished here or ? ❞

❝ isn’t that a little derivative ? ❞

❝ you’ve been chosen by a higher power. ❞

❝ never underestimate a man with a moustache. ❞

❝ he’s going in through the back ! oh god, he’s inside ! ❞

❝ i’d ask who you are but you’ll be dead in a second. ❞

❝ ooh. somebody knows … karate. ❞

❝ something is so terribly, terribly wrong. ❞

❝ i should’ve worn my white pants. ❞ 

❝ i’m gonna rip you in half now. ❞

❝ you’re not the revenge type. ❞

❝ wha’d’ you want me t’ say, huh ? ❞

❝ what’s ________ got that i don’t have ? ❞

❝ all i told him was everything he wanted to know. ❞

❝ is this apartment listed on tinder ? grindr ? ❞

❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞ 

❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞

❝ so what’s it gonna be, handsome ? ❞

❝ and that, is why you never eat a raw starfish. it’s just common sense. ❞

❝ i will bathe in the blood of your enemies. ❞

❝ boom ! spoiler alert. ❞

❝ i’m a grower, not a shower. ❞

❝ you should never meet your heroes because honestly, he’s a bit of a dick. ❞

❝ i don’t deserve your friendship, or your help. ❞

❝ damn it feels good t’ be a gangster ! ❞

❝ it’s not a great analogy. ❞

❝ i told you i care about you. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna die without an audience. ❞

❝ is there a knife in my dick ? ❞

❝ what the fuck is dubstep ? ❞

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Katherine’s Outfits: 51/??

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Come over tonight. After they’re asleep. Say, 2 o’clock?

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@sneakingrxt

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The Disciples

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if your muse is an asshole and you know it, clap your hands 👏 👏

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profxcio:

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elenadaily:

elena gilbert week ♥ season six - favorite hairstyle

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jamiedornaniseverything:

Delena ► Elena’s dream (5.17)

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