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“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

lisa-maxwell

Word.

johnskylar

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

certified-p0ser

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

zenzgtandg

Yes, yes it is

morbidology

Shrike are carnivorous passerine birds. They’re aptly known as “butcherbirds” due to their feeding habits. These birds prey on mice, lizards and other birds which they impale on thorns before tearing into them. Shrikes are known for killing even when they’re not hungry and will often imitate the songs of other birds to lure them in.

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Congratulations!

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kuttithevangu

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

pipistrellus

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

apinchofsanity

They are harvesting our sorrows

sweaterweathercub

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.