Iron Fisted Champion

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[certified-p0ser]

Imma be real this account is pretty much dead. I haven’t made more than a handful of posts in the last two years. This blue hole has sucked since they took away the titties. Anyways, follow me on Twitter @certifiedp0ser. That’s where I’m active these days.

[rooneyloublue]

[certified-p0ser]

Please stop reblogging my elf practice meme. I don’t even celebrate Christmas. Will I never know peace??

[certified-p0ser]

Remember when I used to post deeply personal shit on here for strangers to read? YALL mutve though I was an absolute wreck from 2011-2015. Still am, but like, that’s my business.

[sistertaxon]

NASA scientist: you’re back early…

astronaut: (grabbing bendy straw) moon’s wet

[lolt64]

i cant keep learning news like this

[madatmost]

[angeliceagleflies]

Oh yeah

[nighttiger314]

[zimtchai]

the mood in here is electric

[bacoose]

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

[casualbaloth]

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

[red-mercer]

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

[turning-through-the-never]

[unclefather]

[unusualrussia]

In the deep Tyumen forests, mushroom pickers stumbled upon this mysterious circle of bones.

[thouartadeadthing]

Night encounter in Yellowstone National Park-Michael Block

[weaver-z]

The council will decide your fate

[weaver-z]

[jumex]

talking to myself: exactly……..no exactly fr thats what ive been saying exactly

[maykitz]

alex jones is literally female coded because of his hysteria. but whatever

[cryptid-sighting]

OP I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer.