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I swear to god 90% of Warhammer fanfiction on Ao3 falls into three categories

1. "Mackenzie, an unremarkable barista from Des Moines, finds herself in an unusual predictament: she's awoken in the midst of the Horus Heresy?? And now Sanguinius is in love with her?? Can Mackenzie save the galaxy...and heal the heart of the ninth Primarch??"

2. Toxic Yaoi

3. 那是中文写的，所以你根本看不懂。内容或许精彩绝伦，或许烂得要命，但你永远都不会知道，对吧？你这个美国蠢货。你那点高中水平的西班牙语都说不利索，你这无知又邋遢的蠢猪，注定永远无法揭开这个网站上那上百万篇中文同人小说的奥秘。

And if those don't work for you, well then...damn. Damn, that sucks. Thats rough.

#ITS ALWAYS CHINESE OR RUSSIAN #i logged into ao3 on my computer to translate them smh #and theyre really good but google translate fucks up so easily and i can only take so much #but god knows if the tags are good enough i will persist #warhammer 40k #reblog

atlasink

My only complete work of our beloved tech-support. And my new pfp.

Bonus transparent ver:

#oh hohohohooo time to put him in my mouth #for safe keeping of course #no other reason #warframe #reblog

tremblingsea

I wanna be that skull so bad...🥀

#yumyum yum #warframe #reblog

BARKBARKBARK BARKBARK BARK

#this was right after her scorpion skin too #still not a widow player </3 #overwatch

cactuscely

I have bestowed lunchables upon her

(+extra doodles bc im a big fan of this weird baby thing)

#i love her so much #Warframe #reblog

sycamorality

yup. ythis is a normal world loading square. nothing wrong here

sycamorality

so a normal world loading square is supposed to look like this

and not like this (or the abover screenshots)

anything deviating from the regular world loading square, generally implies something about your world is fucked, it can't load the data like it's supposed to, or the world is corrupted in some way

sycamorality

a bit fucked

sycamorality

not really, no, but you can tell by how fast it loads that you could be close to an ocean or not

#SHE (the fucked up world) IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME #op your seemingly endless minecraft troubles delight AND baffle me #reblog #minecraft

discount-magpies

FYM "DAUGHTER IN LAW"????????

discount-magpies

I CANT DO THIS

THEY HAVE TO STOP

#warframe #I CANNOT HANDLE JADE AND STALKER #I JUST CANT DO IT #self reblog

FYM "DAUGHTER IN LAW"????????

#warframe #jade shadows: constellations #warframe spoilers #i suppose

GOD FORBID I GET A COSMETIC THAT I'LL USE

#like girl i didnt even think you could get weapon skins #overwatch

acassidymain

According to the next hero leaks her gameplay is gonna be like a female version of Cassidy... and shes the leader of the hashimoto gang... Blizzard is trying so hard to make straight yeehan it's actually funny

discount-magpies

And you know what?

I'M FALLING FOR IT

GOD GAVE THAT MAN TWO HANDS FOR A REASON

#reblogged to the wrong damn blog kms #overwatch #reblog

atreiscool

Dorn did not hold it together good 💔💔

#when has any wh character “held it together” well?#warhammer #reblog

ZENYATTA MYTHIC WEAPON AND THE FLOURISH IS ARE FUSHIGI TRICKS

#ITS JUST LODGED IN MY BRAIN NOW #I have no idea if this is an original thought or if I saw it somewhere but I need people to also have this thought #overwatch #zenyatta

so youre telling me I can army crawl through broken glass (the follie mission) for pennies (3 nightmare tatters) OR frolic in a bug free meadow (just slam out nightmare missions) for 1000 dollars (10 nightmare tatters)?

Hmmmm... Which ever shall I choose?

#this operation is MISERABLE #IM LOST ALL THE TIME #IM GETTING STUCK ON THE MAP GEOMETRY #FOLLIE IS TOUCHING ME INAPPROPRIATELY #I HATE IT #warframe #warframe follie