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genuinely what did the Michael movie do to people? how did people go from hating him, being “scared” of him, calling him a pedo, to writing smuts of him and making all these weird ass tiktoks sexualizing him. what the fuck is wrong with people.

discow1tch

The same thing happened after the Elvis and Motley Crue biopics came out. My theory is that it's all people who had no prior strong attachment to these celebrities now thinking of them the way they do fictional characters.

The people writing these fics seem... very young. I do not think they have strong cultural memories of Michael Jackson as he was in the last years of his life. They don't remember all the tabloid gossip surrounding the trials, his debts, or the This is It tour the way older people did.

#replies

veryprettydizzyy

Please please pleaaaase dress me up as a delicate doll. Lined with lace, overrun with ruffles, a nice high fitted collar to keep proper posture. Ribbons in my hair, holding it in perfect style, never to be changed. I want to be dolled up and posed on your bookshelf. Finally perfectly pretty.

#dollification

If you consider watching porn cheating you actually have the maturity of a child and I refuse to take you seriously

#relationships

slaughter-kin

thinking many thoughts

#Luke

strutterspeaks

eggnogtoast

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

oldbutchdanielmolloy

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

oldbutchdanielmolloy

the moderate/neutral pervert

miichannn

skips 🖤🖤

#date everything #Skips

Men not understanding that Joey Janella is actually hot and not just "charismatic" or "a great personality" will never not be funny to me because he's the archetypal dirt bag hottie women go crazy for

#men on reddit will never get it #wrestling #Joey Janella

rforshort

having small tits and taking pics of them while lying on your back without looking like a 13 y/o boy is a skill I don't think people outside the group truly appreciate

#self reblog because I had to deal with this recently

one-fall-to-a-finish

Je’Von Evans is indeed bouncy

#how am I just now finding out that Grayson's wearing full length pants?#rip to the short shorts 😔#wrestling #grayson waller

dateamonster

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags: In terms of controversy, discourse, infighting, ship wars, etc., which of the fandom’s you’ve been was the most stressful? Which was the most peaceful?

#most stressful was 100% voltron #it's the only show I've ever watched where the fandom was so fucked up it actually made me drop the show

My boyfriend was genuinely surprised to find out that I think Luke Skywalker is "body hot" and not just "face hot" lmao. At some point he's going to find out that I think 40 year old Mark Hamill as the Trickster in the 90's flash show is also hot and be even more baffled.

#stuff like this is how I know he's fully heterosexual #he just cannot comprehend normal levels of hotness in men #luke skywalker

liniccaro

#dante #dmc

xxamorxexmortexx

I miss skeezy, frat bro Grayson Waller. They need to bring back that version of him. He's like that one hook-up that you have and feel really ashamed about, because he's such a douche

#PWA and NXT Grayson I miss you #wrestling #grayson waller

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