Disgusting Things I Find in my House

I live in a house. Here are some disgusting things I find in it.

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Eau De Humanity

Not so much disgusting as just plain odd.

Don't worry, though, I've still got the whole rest of the house to upload.

It smells a bit like my nan's house, in case you were wondering.

I need a shave.

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Waxing Lyrical

When the previous tenant moved out of my room, he left a large scarlet dollar sign painted on the wall, a few clothes in the wardrobe, and a plastic medicine cabinet.

Consequently, I am now the legal owner of several packs of anti-depressants, four different inhalers, and enough Strepsils to sink an aircraft carrier. 

Anyway, behind the medicine cabinet, I found these little bastards.

Yes, they're used. I'm considering converting them into candles.

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The Half-Blood Plasters

It's a double-dose of revulsion today.

Behind my headboard, I found these beauties.

Notice how they're connected by a single loose hair. It's pretty damn poetic, I'm sure you'll agree.

I'm pretty much not using these tweezers ever again.

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Upper crust

Today, I was moving my mattress (I don't really have a bed) so I could have more room to spin around on my fancy chair.

I found this.

When it comes to crusty tissues, there are only two possible explanations.

Neither of them are good.

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Prologue

My name is Christopher R. Moore.

I recently moved into a new house.

This is a picture of me in my old house.

This is a picture of my new room.

'Damn! That is one sweet room!' I hear you cry.

 But wait! There's more!

Unfortunately, the rest of the house is not like my room. This is a blog about the disgusting things I find on my adventures.