AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH - (they/them)

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[im-all-out-of-ideas]

first original eva joke in decades i HAD to reblog it

[the-haiku-bot]

first original

eva joke in decades i

HAD to reblog it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[depsidase]

[bundleofrhetoric]

[cutecipher]

second hand sellers are always doing this shit "grandpas trapped soul adds $30 to the price" if i needed a trapped soul id trap it myself.

[whysp]

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[official-penis-posts]

PENIS WIGS FOR SAL

[rydengg]

computah cast protective firewall around all the trans women of this webbed site thank you computah

[rydengg]

computah cast protective firewall against the fuckass staff of this webbed site around all the blogs of trans women here thank you computah

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[kurkumaart]

[girl-detector]

[ooklet]

ancano is the funniest character. it's so obvious that he must've really pissed someone off to land himself at the magic school in the Hates Magic country, and he never puts that math together.

they sent you to skyrim buddy. and not to squash a nation-wide rebellion of talos worship like elenwen, they sent you there to babysit, like, six mages in a middle-of-nowhere hold in a castle that is one failed concentration check away from plummeting into the ocean.

and then when he tries to set up an ambush in labyrinthian, one entire guy comes to try to kill you. that's all he could manage! he's clearly had time to send word to people so either he only has one friend, or all his others left him on read even though he presumably told them that there was some massively powerful magical Thing at stake, something that could make the thalmor even more powerful. but no one gave a shit. i cannot emphasize enough that the thalmor, the THALMOR, did not try to hoard one of the most potent magical objects of all time simply because they didn't want to take ancano's call.

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

Not to be weird or anything but i’d love a set of horns and wings

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I hate that certain types of reality tv are entertaining to me. Turns out I'm a human who finds the same kind of bullshit compelling as other humans. I'll be ike "ha, I would never watch The Bachelor or Love At First Sight, they hold no interest to me" but that's just because I don't care about romantic relationships. Give me a show about revamping failing restaurants and I'm hooked. I've spent the last 3 days watching a guy help people in debt budget and learned nothing because the show is not about accounting, it's about a fed up man swearing at people for booking too many Disney trips. This is trash and I'm watching hours of it. I Am Not Immune.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me: I should enjoy something with depth

Media: We put some petty drama in front of a camera and exaggerated the mistakes of strangers so you can be amazed at their behaviour

Me: Fuck it I'm in

[folkfashion]

Nguendelengo woman's clothes, Angola, by Jordi Zaragozà Anglès

[kropotkindersurprise]

1990 - Nelson Mandela speaks about the ANC's support for the Palestinian fight for freedom from the Israeli occupation.

"As far as Yasser Arafat is concerned, I explained to Mr. Siegman that we identify with the PLO, because just like ourselves, they are fighting for the right of self-determination."

This interview was held a few months after Mandela was released from prison, where he had been locked away by the South African government for 27 years, for being one of the leaders of uMkhonto we Sizwe, the paramilitary wing of the ANC, which violently fought against the South African apartheid government. [video]