Jack of all Trades, Master of None

Can learn any field but is not an expert; can enter in to any group yet will not fit in completely

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[yesthe-artblog]

happy birthday @soosmain

[wh40kartwork]

Thousand Sons Sorcerer

by George Vincent

[hairymonkeyhands]

Kill Team: Dead Silence had been announced on the community site.

Looks interesting. But there was something I noticed.

New t'au

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

[kal8elle]

R.I.P. Malik Ali, the falafel vendor 💔

[kal8elle]

For those wondering, it was Clark who wrote the article honoring Mali.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I see it is once again August 😮‍💨

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tis August

[transpigeon]

[nubeculaetme]

Iberian lynx | Martín Pérez

[comradekatara]

a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!

[comradekatara]

zuko: hi what can I get for you today?

extremely bemused customer: um…… aren’t you the firelord???

zuko: you know, I get that a lot. I think it’s the nose

[tophagentofchaos]

After a while it’s just

Zuko, without skipping a beat: No, his scar’s on the other side.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Important diplomat who has visited the jasmine dragon but has NOT met the firelord before: excuse me aren’t you a waiter.

[tophagentofchaos]

Zuko, deadpan: Yes. I am Lee, humble tea server, who has kidnapped Firelord Zuko and replaced him. You have seen through my facade. What gave it away? Was it the hair? I knew I didn’t have the crown on right.

Alternately:

Zuko, deadpan: Oh didn’t you know? The Jasmine Dragon was so successful that I was appointed Firelord.

[numberlover1729]

customer: um…… aren’t you the firelord???

zuko: not today

[froggheadd]

[teaboot]

I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

[teaboot]

^guy who didn’t know I could do that

[roostingwindow]

Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days

[teaboot]

HOLY SHIT MY BOY

[ikimaru]

so Bobby has a shirt of the girls but consider the girls having a Bobby shirt ✨

[jelly-on-toast]

Awww! Im getting one too. @z-z-z-zoeyy @miragepiercer @kpop-huntrix-rumi

[baccendkenagainn-deactivated202]

[oliviawebsite]

we need to bring back gamefaqs. i don't wanna join your stupid discord. i don't wanna use your ugly shitty fandom wiki. i don't wanna have to dig through poorly-organzied reddit threads. we want bespoke ascii header art! we want plaintext documents and guides with minimal clutter that are properly indexed and easy to navigate!

[linguistness]

No, actually, i want cables and not bluetooth, i don't want touchscreens, i want buttons and knobs, i want to be able to take the battery out of my phone, i want to charge my phone and plug in head phones at the same time, i want a cd drive in my laptop and not have to buy an external drive, i want a car without a display, i want to turn on the lights with a switch not with my voice, i want to have a paper cinema ticket not a QR code, i want to listen to illegally burned music on a 00s cd player, i want to watch movies that i actually own, i want to read news once a day on paper, i want to aimlessly flick through magazines and not doomscroll on social media, i want to write emails and not talk to chatbots, i want to own stuff without hundreds of digital subscriptions, i want

[deannego]

[demilypyro]

I like the idea of a Vulcan character who constantly does very reckless things so her human crewmates think she's strange but then she always has a logical explanation she delivers with absolute confidence.

"No, it was perfectly logical for me to jump out of the shuttle at that time. I had a breathing apparatus, and I was certain I could seal the subspace rift by hand before the Romulans opened fire. This was the only solution that would result in zero casualties. I might have died, but giving up is illogical."

She's known as one of the most fearless members of the crew.

Other Vulcans try not to acknowledge her.

[demilypyro]

"I eliminated all the threats with ruthless efficiency. To do any less would be illogical."

[demilypyro]

An absolute menace.

[demilypyro]

[zeemczed]

"I concede that by taking further stock of the issue I could have arrived at a more elegant solution. However, the more time one takes to analyze, the greater the odds of a window of opportunity elapsing. Most issues can be dealt with most effectively by applying a peculiarly logical human maxim - Occam's Razor." "Or an actual razor." "It was in arm's reach and was sufficiently sturdy and well maintained, so yes."

[peanuttoffee]

what if this part of her won