Bloodstone Strength • Healing • Grounding
Tony realizing he has a strength kink after Peter effortlessly lifts him against the wall while having sex
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

pixel skylines

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

oozey mess
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Three Goblin Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird

Product Placement

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Bloodstone Strength • Healing • Grounding
Tony realizing he has a strength kink after Peter effortlessly lifts him against the wall while having sex
Arfvedsonite Manifestation • Spiritual Growth
Newly orphaned Tony utilising a ritual hat can manifest a demon that will get vengeance for him against whoever killed his parents. Unheeding of whatever payment the demon requires of him.
Apophyllite Uplifting • Joy • Purity
Angelic husbands
shane and ilya at their daughter's peewee hockey game, judging the FUCK out of the coach for roster mismanagement and mediocre in-game adjustments.
(they don't realise that this is a middle school annual tournament for kids and not the NHL playoffs)
edit: since you guys liked the tags so much;
Feel like getting murdered in a dark scary alley in Mtl in 2 weeks? - Jane
Comic Panel under the Cut
HEATED RIVALRY 1.02
Boring facts (in my head) about parent David Hollander:
New people at work when introduced to him go "oh, like Shane Hollander" and he BEAMS at that and says "Yep!"
Has a picture of Shane on his desk and the same new people think its a joke until an old timer who probably met Shane at a bring your kid to work day clued them in
Would not let Yuna touch the college fund they set up for Shane until he was out of his rookie contract. What if Shane changed his mind about hockey? What if he got injured and needed a good education? Only conceeded when his son was a multi-millionaire
Only time he has ever gone to HR was when someone stole the baby Shane picture off his desk after he got famous. That's his baby!!! Give it back!!! There were so many memos and all staff emails that it did get returned one night, but a picture of it circulated online so now David only has PR photos at work
His lawyer is an old college friend who he catches up with at least once a year and who reviews the Hollander's will and life insurance policy each year with specific instructions to look after Shane. This annual tradition continues to this day. The lawyer buddy is going to be there for that grown celebrity professional sportsman no matter what
Was so excited when Shane started The Cottage project, and helped him with everything, including liaising with the builders etc. Was delighted to have the first a joint project with his son since school (he helped with art/science/show and tell)
Is really bad with technology but the nice young people at the office help (is not fully cognizant of the fact half the office is in love with him but does correctly suspect the other half want to marry his son)
Always knew he wanted to be a dad, and was devastated when it seemed like that wasn't going to happen, but didn't want to put that on Yuna who was already struggling with it
Sent congratulation cards and presents to all his buddies when they had kids anf was genuinely happy for then but it also killed him a bit. Unfortunately the conversation around men struggling because they wanted kids was not happening in the 80s/early 90s so he kept quiet (and passed that trait on to Shane)
Thought Shane was perfect from the moment he was born, and still thinks that. Can't concieve of why Shane thought he could let them down, he's literally always been Yuna and David's perfect baby
Gets out the good vodka again when he tells Ilya this one day and Ilya starts crying
thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
(insp)
Shane touching Ilya's face when they kiss is one of my favorite things ever
Like father like son I’m sick
we blinked
Peter Parker is my spirit animal.
(Spidey #6)
Tony knows Peter so well 🤭
Apricot Agate protect relationships • connect spirit and emotion
shane + fingers in ilyas curls
Obsessed with this
made a post on twt about how handsome kenta kobashi is as clark kent and got over 70k notes making racist jokes about asians and condescending to me about dean cain. you know what it's my fault for opening my mouth on the Racism Website
not even a blue check just racist for the love of the game
but all that aside just look at him. he's perfect
Soft starker