Aang: I just want you guys to get along!
Katara: NO, because, like, why is he here?!
Zuko: Because I am. Aang invited me.
Aang: Katara, you gotta understand, it’s my decision; I need to learn firebending.
Toph: I mean, Katara, he do gotta learn fire for real.
Katara: You can’t learn firebending from somewhere else?
Aang (incredulous): You want me to get a campfire and learn??
Zuko: You be doin’ too much, that’s why yo mama dead.
Katara: Yo mama dead, too!
Aang: Aight, aight, like--
Katara: And, and yo daddy don’t love you! So--and he sure ain’t gon’ love you now! You over here coolin’ with the Avatar!
Aang: Well I don’t have no parents, so why we gotta talk about who mama dead, like--
Toph (off-screen): Aang, enough, enough, just stay out of it.
Zuko: Katara, be honest, just be honest--you want me, don’t you?
Aang (with the ‘aw shit here we go’ expression): ooh.
Momo: (shrieking in the background)
Toph: That was uncalled for.
Zuko: Y’all better get her! I’mma light her on fire like rotisserie, Y’all better get her--
Aang: Okay, can y’all just calm down please--
[Unintelligible screaming for a minute; Toph sounds like she’s trying to tell them to stfu; Katara says something about “we don’t get enough for comin’ up” something?]
Aang: Grab her, grab her! Zuko calm--Zuko! ZUKO!
Zuko (hands blazing): Keep playin’ with me! KEEP PLAYIN’ WITH ME!
Toph (off-screen): Katara!
Katara: I don’t want you, Zuko! I never will!
Zuko (furious): Don’t blow my fire out! ‘CAUSE SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE--(devolves into unintelligible, high-pitched screaming)
Aang: Zuko, cuz, I know, I know--