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Ikki: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" is such a stupid quote. I'm killing way more than two people.

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Fatimah: I fucked up.

Sloan: Does it affect me?

Fatimah: No.

Sloan: Then suffer in silence.

Fatimah: But it affects Amir.

Sloan: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

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Brynn: How's the sexiest person here~?

Sieg: I don't know, how are they~?

Brynn, flustered: I-

Q, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Amir: Did you bring Sloan?

Odette: No, but I brought the second best thing! *Points to Lin Xiao.*

Amir: Lin Xiao? Did you bring Lin Xiao? The second best thing is Everett.

Lin Xiao:

Lin Xiao: I would be offended, but Everett is freakishly strong.

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Lewis: How long are we going to sit here and watch him do that?

Tang Xuan: Just give him a second

Li Ling: *Forcefully and repeatedly pushing a door that says pull.*

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Fu Shi: Ask me why I love my wife.

Ikki: Don’t-

Fumitsuki: Why do you love your wife?

Ikki: *Groans.*

Fu Shi: *Pulls out a 200-slide presentation.*

Fu Shi: I'm so glad you asked.

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Emma: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Xie Chuyi: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Tang Yun: Plane tickets?

Jeanne: Concert tickets?

Xie Yuzhi: Prostitution?

Xie Chuyi, holding their broken lenses: Glasses.

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Tevor, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Intisar, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Li Guang, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Parmi, trembling: What are we playing

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Li Guang: Being friends with an introvert is hard sometimes. Did she die? Is she recharging? Is she trying to be Sunflower Warrior now? The suspense is killing me.

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David: Hey Lucas.

Lucas: Yes?

David: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Lucas: ...

Lucas: Where’s Q?

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Falken, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Elaine, holding Cory with one hand: I've only had Cory for a day and a half. Should anything happen to him - *materialises a sword in her free hand* I will kill everyone in Tabaton and then myself.

Cory: :o

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