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@disney-lies
At Disney's Animal Kingdom, Dr. Stevens and Dr. Seeker make out after closing. They are in love.
What a hot scoop, Anon! Thank you for your diligent reporting! We'll have more on this incredibly important news as the case develops.
One of my favorite hidden details about the Country Bear Jamboree, is that all of the bears actually have official backstories given by the Imagineers. Most likely written by show writers Al Bertino and Marc Davis, these mini bios were published around the time of the opening of the attraction at Walt Disney World.
Reblogging a rare truth
A Memo To Disney Cast Members.
A Disney Cast Members’ top priority is the comfort and safety of our guests. For this reason, all Disney World employees must follow these rules. Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action.
Ask to examine the photos our guests have taken. Be friendly. Check for abnormalities. If any are found, call for security. Guests may be distracted with free merchandise.
Every seventh photograph taken on the Dinosaur attraction must be deleted. If questioned, explain that it was a technical error and offer Fast Passes.
The rumors of sharks and crocodiles in the Lagoon are false. However, there is no swimming outside of designated swimming pools on Disney property.
Dead alligators are common around the Lagoon. Simply evacuate the area, call security, then take note of how much has been eaten.
There is only one Mickey out at once. If you find a second Mickey having an autograph session, check for eye holes. All Disney costumes have eye holes.
If you don’t find eye holes, allow the session to continue, but disallow photos. Call security immediately after the session concludes.
If you spot a second Mickey off to the side, lure him into the tunnels. That’s what the ducks are there for. Leave immediately afterwards, and do not look back.
The Disney World security unit does not wear specially marked clothing. If you see someone wearing a shirt that says “Disney Security”, shut down that section of the park immediately.
Following these rules will help ensure a safe and pleasurable trip to the happiest place on Earth. So stay knowledgeable, and stay safe.
Former cast member planning to return, can confirm
We here at Disney-Lies were lucky enough to be granted a sneek peak at the newest update to the classic “it’s a small world” attraction at the Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World! After decades of complaints at the annoying, grating song that permeates the entire attraction building, totally current Disney CEO Card Walker commissioned the Sherman Brothers, better known by their stage name Daft Punk, to write a new and better song. If it tests well at Disney World, it will be brought to all of the rides 26 other locations around the world, including Disneyland, Euro “Disneyland” Paris, Tokyo Disney, Shanghai Disney, Outback Disney, Disneyland Wales, and Luna Disney Park.
“If You Had Wings” probably closed because nobody wanted to go on a simulated plane ride to see all the other travel destinations they could have visited if they hadn’t spent all their money going to Disney World.
The Great Movie Ride will soon be updated, adding a scene where guests ride through the greatest movie ever made: Timecop.
Disney’s water parks currently contain a total of 18 miles of water slide.
The new icon for Disney’s Hollywood Studios will be a giant statue of Mickey Mouse on a skateboard. It is slated to be built right in the entrance plaza.
The legendary dragon currently slumbers on the former Discovery Island.
The People Mover could originally reach speeds up to 100 mph but speeds had to be dramatically cut back because they kept traveling back to the Park’s opening day whenever they hit 88 mph.
Today’s totally true piece of Disney trivia was submitted by @supercapo16
Each showing of Honey, I Shrunk the Audience actually released hundreds of live mice to crawl all over your legs.
The utilidors under Stitch’s Great Escape constantly smell like his burps. The scent is expected to linger as long as the radiation of the Chernobyl exclusion zone will.
VMK was closed specifically because I’m not allowed to have nice things.
Iago and Zazu were removed from the Enchanted Tiki Room after Iago demanded an exorbitant pay raise.
Following the success of Frozen Ever After, The Living Seas Pavilion will be frozen over to make it the Frozen Seas pavilion
Sonny Eclipse has Shinigami eyes
Winnie the Pooh has already purchased a plot for himself and Piglet in the Haunted Mansion pet cemetery
