Robert 'throw hands' Robertson @dispatch-line-open - Tumblr Blog

Now it's a good tradition

WHERE IS THE BABY?!

"Right here." He motioned to a sleeping Nova who was curled up in his arm

https://www.tumblr.com/robert-bobby-robertson/807841523793264641/this-bobby-is-dispatch-line-opens-bobby-by-the?source=share

(Oh shit, fr? Also i didnt even realize the blog was remade. I just found out via this anon, ty anon)

@robert-bobby-robertson

double-dee

Damn my bad gang forgot to tell ya this the mun of Bobby btw

dispatch-line-open

Its alr lol, i coulda easily found out if I just looked lol

https://www.tumblr.com/robert-bobby-robertson/807841523793264641/this-bobby-is-dispatch-line-opens-bobby-by-the?source=share

(Oh shit, fr? Also i didnt even realize the blog was remade. I just found out via this anon, ty anon)

@robert-bobby-robertson

Help!! My refrigerator is attacking me!! Send someone, please!

"I- uh- I'll send Flambae? He's been looking for an excuse to melt something."

It's just... Gone?

I came back from work and now there's just a hole where my house used to be. Like it was ripped out of the ground.

Every house around it seems fine though.

...I don't know, can you do something? Or is there anyone else I can call? I've got a dog and a cat in there :(

"I... I'll see if anyone can help."

Hi SDN... So like, not sure how to explain this but.

My house is gone.

...

Could anyone maybe help?

"..what do you mean gone?"

Bonjour, mon ami !

Je suis toi d'un autre univers

(Translation I'm you from a another universe)

@robert-robertson-but-french

"Sup"

where is the baby?

He held up Nova "right here"

(You hear inaudible sounds of a struggle.)

Calm down and give me the phone!.. and put your pants on, for the love of God...

Yo, I'm sorry about my girlfriend, she's terrified of blood.

I hit my head on the corner really hard and it's bleeding, and I think I broke my leg, but Lois will carry me to the road, unlike her, I remember where we are.

Could you send someone to take me to the hospital?

"Yup, got it."

#i dont wanna know what yall was upto

Apologies for calling you a twink

Though you are a twunk

"What???"

Dude we can't!

Oh my god... She told me it was a terrible idea!

We in the abandoned forest house... We both don't know where is our location. And now she'll probably get tetanus!

"....I don't.. who do you want me to send??"

It would be a little bit embarrassing... But... Ehh..

...

My girlfriend is bleeding because she fall from table... And we.. We were at the middle of process... And we both don't know what to do cuz she can't move her leg....

"...maybe call an ambulance?"

pleaasse send the fire guy to my house my stove is BROKEN and im going to get him pregnant

"...." the faintest snicker could be heard. "Y-yeah.. yeah sure can do."

"If any of you see a man who goes by Fobi, please hit him over the head for me. I'm tired of him failing missions to piss me off."

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Where is the weirdest place you've found a member of the Z-Team?

@dragonheroatsdn

"I'd rather not say"