#dispatch rp

[therealflambae]

Bob-Bob’s party was lame but at least I got to lead his dumbass in a dance

[robertrobertsonsdn]

Defeat my ten to eleven evil polycule members. please. god please. please defeat them

[batboner69]

quick reminder that I went to harvard

[rpstartersinc]

* 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇.

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

" it's just, when you add obviously, it feels a little less obvious. "

" how do you really feel about your father? "

" it's as if, maybe, it's a little more complicated than you feel comfortable admitting which... is completely understandable. "

" shit. my nose is bleeding. thought i was getting emotionally snotty. "

" it's probably from when i kicked you in the face. "

" i'm going to hang you off the side of this building, and you're going to tell me where [ name ] is, or i'm going to drop you to your death. "

" you know, for being a real piece of shit, you're pretty easy to talk to. "

" i'm not telling you shit, you fucking loser! "

" honestly, it was nice talking to someone about this stuff. "

" i'm really glad i kidnapped you tonight. "

" can i get a copy of that video when we're through here? 'cause i'm about to fuck you up and those videos do numbers. maybe we can go viral. "

" can we just skip to the part where you reveal your bullshit superpower so we can fight for real? "

" i know who you are, you're, like, famous. "

" you look like you could use a drink. "

" it takes a lot for me to feel anything. "

" i guess i just like helping people. "

" i'm not quite drunk enough to share my origin story just yet, but remind me to tell you some day. "

" i'm sorry if i gave the wrong impression. "

" i'm so sorry, i totally misread that. "

" you have a lot left to give. "

" did i drool on you? "

" i'm not done saving you yet. "

" every time i walk in this place, i get sad. "

" this is the type of apartment you see, when the detective kicks the door in, you know? shine the flashlight, serial killer shit. "

" that's longer than any conversation i ever had with him. "

" i would literally let everyone here melt in eternal hell, including you, before anything happens to this dog. "

" i refuse to believe that's what he sounds like. "

" sometimes you just gotta shake shit up. "

" you think it's a bad idea? "

" you said it with a hot voice, so i assumed you meant boobs. "

" only god can judge me. "

" i'm judging you right now. "

" i'm losing feeling in my hand, and not in a fun, kinky way. "

" you look, uh, different. "

" you let your guard down, you perish. "

" that's a pretty fucked way to live. "

" nobody sabotages me, except me... but that's more of an existential thing. "

" i'm your punishment. "

" your face is looking far less stabbable today. "

" ask next time, or there won't be a next time. "

" i thought that would be more difficult. "

" that's got a name, it's teamwork. "

" are you smoking in a playground? the fuck's wrong with you? "

" some people are born to be heroes. i'm not one of them. "

" i have fucking villain powers. "

" being a villain is my fate. "

" i don't regret it, i know that for sure. "

" did you just give me an updown? "

" this isn't why you're here but can you zip me up? "

" last time i went through a breakup i drank mezcal until i blacked out. "

" do you think there is someone else? perhaps another lover could be the cause of all this. "

" so you are to blame for my sadness? "

" i'm not that good of a kisser. "

" i had a dream last night that we were fucking. "

" i'm doing that thing where i imagine being with someone, you know? see how it feels, how it looks. you know, like trying on a dress. "

" you were there? "

" i could be anywhere. "

" bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking shrapnel out of your chest... not for whatever this is. "

" you sound like my first manager, i fired his ass. "

" what, are you going to snitch on me? "

" you should be out doing good. "

" you aren't my typical romantic companion, but i could be persuaded. "

" teamwork slows me down. "

" you spying on me? "

" i'm a loner, a rebel. "

" people have expectations and they never meet me first, it's always the superhero. it's hard to live up to. "

" was that less of a mistake than the first one? "

" oh, so this is a date. "

" i actually prefer brunettes, so this is great. "

" what're we, like, friends now? "

" all i want is a conversation. "

" you're not supposed to lift without a spot. "

" normies need babysitters, so you don't hurt yourself thinking you're a hero. "

" it's time for you to accept that you don't got it anymore. "

" if you wanted to grab dinner, all you had to do was ask. "

" you're not my type. "

" secret identities are secret for a reason. "

" we don't kill people. we're the good guys. "

" bitches out here wearing ski masks and robbing banks, where's the originality? "

" i don't know you, and i don't like not knowing people. "

" be honest, am i going to make a fool of myself if i sing whitney houston? "

" heroes don't start fights. "

" you saved my life. "

" how long was i out? "

" i'm not good enough. "

" you might not believe in yourself right now but, i believe in you. "

" some people, they're black holes. you reach out to help them and they just suck you in and do whatever the fuck black holes do, i don't know. they fuck you up. "

" you gave us a fucking scare. "

" bare walls are a sign of depression. "

" can't shoot what you can't see. "

" you are no fucking hero! "

" you think you're invisible, but i fucking see you. "

" you don't know anything about me. "

" i know you're fucking dangerous, what else do i need to know? "

" you ever think about why we do what we do? help people? put it all on the line for someone who won't ever know your name, won't send you a thank you card, won't be at your bedside when you get hurt... "

" i'm too old to be crying. "

" i've found doing something good, always helps when i'm feeling bad. "

" we've got a job to do. "

" not talking about it won't make it go away. "

" now isn't the time to cast blame. "

" i really do appreciate you defending me, but you shouldn't. "

" this is probably hard for you to hear right now, but this isn't your fault. "

" i forgive you, so there. "

" you can't fucking forgive me. "

" if you're going to blow some fucker's brains out, nonslip mats are a must. "

" feels silly calling it a hideout. "

" you think you can beat the bad by being good. "

" there's no solving human nature. "

" you can't stop evil, all you can do is control it. "

" i thought you wanted revenge. "

" heroes are the past. "

" i'll kill you. "

" this is why i hate luck. runs out. "

" i fired the bartender, but i can still get you something to drink. "

" you made them nervous. "

" how'd you find me? "

" don't worry, i've got you. "

" just need to... sit here for like... a few weeks, then i'll be right as rain. "

" when the pain's constant, it's easier to get used to. that goes for physical and emotional. "

" thanks for getting out of bed or whatever you were up to. "

" you've got a lot of explaining to do. "

" my whole life started to flash before my eyes. "

" don't hurt yourself. "

" i see you in trouble and i just can't help myself. "

" i didn't do anything! "

" you sure know a lot about the plan for someone not involved. "

" they tried to recruit me, of course they did. but i said no. "

" you didn't lie to me, but you didn't tell me the truth. "

" you're late. "

" i can't tell you how boring life is without surprises. "

" i hope my saving you from collision was appropriate? "

" i've never been more insulted in my life. "

" being a professional yourself, you should know, it wasn't personal. "

" this isn't you. "

" i thought i had friends, but you made me realise i never actually did. "

" there isn't a thing you can do that i haven't modelled out. "

" i'm a bad person, but i'm a man of my word. "

" i've been through all the game theory on this moment a thousand times. i'm not steps ahead, i'm miles, so don't fucking test me. "

" the only way to keep you from knowing what i'm doing is to not have any idea what i'm doing. "

" don't be mad. you lost. it happens. "

" i guess i can still be surprised. "

" how am i the one on a stretcher when you look like hammered shit? "

" it didn't hit anything, bullet went straight through. "

" quick hero lesson: when you jump in front of a bullet, you're supposed to actually stop it, y' know? that's kind of the whole point. "

" maybe you should let a nice moment be nice every now and then. "

" i've had half a beer and i'm already feeling it. "

" any plans tonight? "

[blondestblazer]

SDN offers free therapy to people now

It’s mandatory too so if any of you don’t show up I will find you. And drag you by the hair.

Professionally! 🫶

[sdnsmediamanager]

magical girl figure collection! Part one/idk

To start us off we have Robert/mechaman yipee :DD

Who is next? :3

Prism

Flambae

Waterboy

Malevola

Sonar

Phenomaman

Blonde Blazer

Invisigal

Golem

Voting ended onJan 5

[flam-bae]

What hair products do you use?

Fuck dude like... 8 different ones.

[sdn-bootcamp-dispatcher]

After work as Allan was leaving the building Hystaria approached him. "Hello Allan."

- @ask-hysteria

Ah, Allan's favorite part of working at SDN, going home. Not that he hated working here, his team was just... Not the most pleasant. A lot of the time. He sighed at the sight of Hysteria outside of work hours, but he supposed he could spare a conversation. He was far too tired to do any more yelling, anyway. "Hello, Hysteria."