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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
The Bowery Presents
hello vonnie
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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art blog(derogatory)
The Bright Sessions
EXPECTATIONS

Jimmy Eat World
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oookay, it’s decided! i’m remaking her! I’ll let you guys know when the blog’s up, but it’s happening!
Update
So as a couple of you might have noticed, I’ve been very inactive on here lately. And the thing is, I’ve just really not been feeling Abby much. I’m not in a very good state emotionally, and I’ve been really very conflicted about how I want to write her, and stuff has just been getting to me tbh - it’s none of you guys’s faults, it’s outside stuff. I’m not quite sure how I’m going to go from here. I’m going to make this an official break while I think it over. I’ll most likely end up remaking my blog tbh, but I’m really not sure.
&. PLOTS INSPIRED BY MUSICALS ;
Here’s a list of some 1x1 plots inspired by my favorite ships in some of my favorite musicals. Feel free to use these when plotting! I also took the liberty of linking the soundtrack for each, so you can use them to really get a feel for the ships. Also, just so you know, I wrote all of these plot bunnies myself, so please don’t be rude and steal them!! If you want to use them, you don’t need to ask permission, but don’t try to pass them off as your own or re-post them. Thank you! Remember, these are just inspired by musicals – they’re not all 100% word for word the plotline of the show!
ADDAMS FAMILY – Muse A is the child of one of the darkest, creepiest families on the block. Their passion for terror is famous in their town, but it’s completely unknown to the newest neighbors: Muse B and their parents, who are prolific poets that seem to speak only in rhyme. Muse A and B find solace in each other; far away from their crazy families. They both seem to be the black sheep of their family- if such a thing were even possible. After one terribly embarrassing dinner orchestrated by Muse A and B, the couple need to decide whether or not they could truly separate from their families well enough to be together.
AMERICAN IDIOT (TW: DRUGS) – Muse A is a wreck. They just can’t wait to get out of their hometown and find the place where they belong, which is harder than you’d think. Finally, they get their chance to disappear, only to find them in New York City- and right below Muse B’s balcony. The two strangers fall in love immediately, and their relationship isn’t exactly the healthiest; Muse A has a serious drug problem and Muse B has been hurt all too often. They’re on and off, always fighting then making up. Muse A gets B to do stuff that they shouldn’t, and Muse B tries to reign A in.
BOOK OF MORMON – Muse A is a goofy person that never really paid much attention to their responsibilities. They go on a mission trip where they meet Muse B, a kind and curious villager. The two become close as Muse A teaches them about religion. They fall in love because of their mutual optimism and excitement. Muse A ends up staying in Muse B’s village instead of going home.
DADDY LONG LEGS – Muse A is the oldest orphan in the John Grier home, and all they want is to be better. Muse B, a rich benefactor, takes pity on A and agrees to tutor the protege and pay for their college education, under one condition: They will not meet, they will contact each other through handwritten letters, most of which detail Muse A’s experiences in college- and Muse B will never answer them. Muse A nicknames B “Daddy Long Legs” because they are under the impression that B is a tall old man that hates her, but only the opposite could be true. (This is not meant to be about daddy kink; I can’t believe people still think this.)
DOGFIGHT – Muse A is a member of the Marines, and they’re back in the city for a couple weeks. They meet up with a few friends and they decide to have a little dogfight: The three put money in a pot and state that whoever can bring the ugliest date to a party will will the cash. Muse A goes to a local diner where they meet Muse B, a shy member of the staff. Muse B isn’t ugly; they might not be conventionally attractive, but they were all Muse A could find. A brings B to the party and B figures out why they were brought in the first place. Deeply hurt, they storm off. A, feeling terribly guilty, begs B for a second chance for a real date- no games behind it..
GIGI – Muse A is being groomed to be a fashionable, poised member of society, and Muse B is already there. B is a popular and powerful bureaucrat, and they find themselves enchanted with the awkward, excitable A. Over time, Muse A matures and becomes a strong and independent person and Muse B just can’t seem to decide what to do with them. So, Muse B asks Muse A’s tutor for Muse A to become their escort.
HAMILTON – Muse A is a genius. They think faster, work harder, and talk more than anyone they have ever come across. They came from a poor family and was orphaned when they were twelve, but they used their smarts to survive. Muse B is the kind, shy middle child of an aristocrat. The two meet at a party and instantly fall in love, and they marry within a year. But, as their relationship goes on, things start to slow town and screech to a halt. They have a child together, which is wonderful, but with the pressure that Muse A is under, they crack. Muse A has an affair which they later admit to, and Muse B has to decide what’s best for their own feelings and for their child.
IN THE HEIGHTS – Muse A is the child of the owner of the taxi company in town, and Muse B works for A’s father. Muse A has been away at college but decided to drop out and return home, thus sending them right back to where they started. Muse B couldn’t be happier. The two catch up rather quickly, only to be torn apart by Muse A’s protective father; thus costing Muse B their job. Will the family drama keep them apart, or will their love bring them back together?
THE LAST FIVE YEARS – Muse A is a writer that finds their way into the bestseller world rather quickly. Muse B is a struggling performer that wants nothing more than to be as famous as their significant other. Over a 5 year relationship, Muse A and B realize that the person they fell in love with at the start is not the same. Muse A is unfaithful and self-centered, and Muse B is overbearing and obsessive. They suffocate each other until it is too much to bear.
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (TW: ABUSE) – Muse A is the geeky, awkward orphan and botanist that everyone seems to overlook. They’ve had a crush on Muse B, their coworker, for what feels like forever. Muse B is nice and supportive, but they have a habit of getting into terrible relationships. Recently, Muse B has gotten into an abusive relationship with a dentist, and Muse A discovers (with some persuasion by an alien plant they’ve been growing) that the only way for Muse B to truly be safe is for the dentist to die. The plant eats the dentist and Muse A and B get together, all while Muse B is oblivious to the fact that Muse A is the one that got rid of their abuser in the first place.
MARRY ME A LITTLE – Muse A and Muse B are two lonely New Yorkers that live in the same apartment building. They have never met, but they love to daydream about their perfect significant other- not knowing that the person they’re daydreaming about exists just downstairs. Years go by and neither of them have found anyone, until one day, they run into each other on the stairs and their lives change forever.
NATASHA, PIERRE, AND THE GREAT COMET OF 1812 – Muse A is a notorious rogue and officer. Meanwhile, a war is going on, and Muse B’s fiance is fighting in it. Muse A and Muse B cross their paths at the opera, and Muse B is suddenly confused. They try to hold onto their love for their betrothed, but Muse A is all too persistent; proclaiming their love and vowing to break their marriage to be with Muse B. They plan to elope when Muse B’s betrothed returns home.
ONCE – Muse A is a guitarist that recently went through a really tough breakup. Muse B is a quiet person that gains the strength to talk to Muse A after they watched them perform. After asking them lots of personal questions, Muse A reveals to Muse B that they used to fix vacuum cleaners, so Muse B asks them to repair a vacuum, and in return, Muse B would play the piano for them. As B plays, A realizes that this is the musical partner they’ve been looking for. Over time, Muse A realizes they are in love with Muse B, and Muse B returns those feelings but wouldn’t dare admit it. Muse B has to admit to Muse A that they have a child from a failed marriage, and Muse A and B must decide if they should really pursue the relationship- A being recently dumped and B being tied down with their old life.
SOMETHING ROTTEN! – Muse A is an awkward, romantic poet that dreams of one day becoming as famous as Shakespeare. Muse B is the child of a strict preacher, but they love poetry. The two run into each other, dropping papers everywhere- A dropped their work, and B dropped their hymns. They walk away, enchanted and worried that they’ll never see each other again. Muse B walks away with one of Muse A’s poems by accident, and when they see each other again a few weeks later, Muse B can recite it by heart. They fall in love and have a secret relationship; defying the rule of Muse B’s strict father.
VENICE – Muse A is a child of one of the last leaders in the dystopian city of Venice. They must marry Muse B to keep the peace and to prevent fighting and mass panic to break out. Muse C (NPC or Playable), Muse A’s half-sibling and commander in the city’s military, wants nothing more than to disrupt A and B’s wedding and keep the city in fear. Muse A and C both want Muse B, but Muse C will go to nefarious ends to get what they want.
THE WILD PARTY (TW: ABUSE, MURDER, SUICIDE) – Muse A is one of the hottest people in town, known well for their striking blond hair and perfect features. Muse B (NPC or Playable) is a prolific yet violent flirt. They move in together and Muse B quickly shows their true colors. To find a way out of their hell, Muse A suggests they host a party. At this party is Muse C (NPC or Playable), a friend of a friend. Muse A is quickly taken with Muse C, and vice versa. The two are a little too close already for murderous and possessive Muse B’s taste, so they threaten the couple while everyone is asleep: Either Muse A dies, or Muse C dies. One way or another, someone has to go.
21 CHUMP STREET (TW: DRUGS) – Muse A is a straight-A student in their senior year of high school. Muse B is the new kid, totally cool and totally mature. Muse A falls for them instantly and does whatever it takes to be able to take them out on a date or to the Prom. That promise to do whatever it takes holds true- especially when Muse B asks for weed. Since Muse A is a straight-laced kid, they have no idea where to get it, but they pull strings for Muse B. This desire to please the student could only be their demise, seeing as how Muse B is a narc on the hunt for drug dealers.
REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version
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“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…
If you snuck into my room I would:
[ ] Go back to sleep [ ] Kick you out [ ] Cuddle with you [ ] Be like “How in the world?” [ ] Let you sleep on the floor [ ] Become angry
If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:
[ ] Kiss or hug you back [ ] Smile and laugh [ ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable [ ] Push you away [ ] Be shocked [ ] Strike you
If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:
[ ] No [ ] Yes [ ] Most certainly not. [ ] Without hesitation.
You are:
[ ] Cute [ ] Adorable [ ] Attractive [ ] Beautiful [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly [ ] Am not going to grace this with an answer
You are to me a:
[ ] Stranger [ ] Acquaintance [ ] Ally [ ] Friend [ ] Love [ ] Rival [ ] Enemy
I find you to be:
[ ] Pathetic [ ] Off no consequence [ ] Intriguing [ ] Frightening [ ] Unsettling [ ] Annoying [ ] Infuriating [ ] Pleasant company [ ] Comforting [ ] Unable to be lived without [ ] Trustworthy
(- Based of askboxmemes’s post.)
❛ abby, you’re cheating . ❜ words with friends, more like words with scheming, little blondes. that makes it twice, now. seven lettered amalgamates. within a meager span of two minutes, in contrast to poppy who had practically aged significantly, deliberating over each turn. ❛ aish —!! stop using google ! ❜ //@disscmbling
“It’s not cheating, Poppy,” Abby looks up from her phone, a picture of innocence. “I’m simply taking advantage of a situation.” Giving Abby a phone with internet and expecting her not to use Google is simply impossible. “You can use Google too, no one’s stopping you.”
WHEN YOU REALLY WANT TO RP WITH SOMEONE BUT UR AFRAID THEY THINK UR ANNOYING SO U STAY IN THE SHADOWS WITH A BROKEN HEART GOD DAMMIT
Have you been eating rosebuds again? Where do your cheeks get their blush?
“Bright Star” (via leerps)
jealous / possessive meme pt. 3
“he/she looks at you like they want to fuck you.”
“i saw the messages on your phone.”
“why did he/she call you so late?”
“you don’t get how many people want you.”
“i can’t let you get close to anyone, they might steal you away.”
“did he/she really just touch you in front of me?”
“are you cheating on me?”
“my friend saw you with him/her, i thought we talked about this.”
“you’re supposed to be mine, why do you talk to him/her?”
“choose. it’s me or it’s him/her. you can’t have both.”
“he/she can’t love you like i do.”
“you’re lying to me.”
“you told me he/she wasn’t going.”
“i think i’d know when someone is flirting with you, i did it first remember?”
“i can’t believe you’re taking his/her side.”
angst sentence starters yay
i have used my satan powers to make another one of these, angst list 2.0
"You're not welcome here anymore."
"Could you tell the truth for once?"
"Don't touch me!"
"I've always hated you."
"Don't go where I can't follow."
"N-no... anything b-but that... p-please..."
"You sicken me."
"Why should I believe you?"
"You're a monster!"
"If you beg I might have mercy on you."
"I will kill you slowly and laugh as I watch the light leave your eyes."
"I thought you loved me."
"Why should I care about you?"
"Get away from me!"
"I have three months to live."
"I don't need your pity."
"No... No! NO! STOP!"
"I will cut you to pieces bit by bit until there's nothing left."
"Go ahead and cry, see if I care."
"I'm dying."
"You have two months to live."
"You don't love me."
"Don't think you can escape me."
"The buyers will go crazy over you."
"I will kill your family and make you watch."
"How could anyone love a monster like me?"
"Are you drunk again?"
"Don't shoot!"
"What am I living for anymore?"
"I can't... not anymore..."
"Pick a god and pray."
"Don't bother screaming, no one can hear you."
"I will do anything for you."
"You killed my family."
"It's all your fault."
"Disgusting."
"Don't forget that I own you."
"I can't breathe."
"You've been crying haven't you?"
"Who could ever love a monster like you?"
"I will bring you unimaginable pain until death comes as a blessing."
"Let's see... boiling water or red hot iron next..."
"Why didn't you tell me about this?"
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT 1/?
[ text ]: STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
[ text ]: Also there's a guy walking around in the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked is we've ever smoked weed with a shark being. i'm dying
[ text ]: Accepting his friends request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex
[ text ]: What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
[ text ]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
[ text ]: I have a knack for carnage and poetic language
[ text ]: Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast:1, Fucks given: 0
[ text ]: But how MUCH of an emergency? Like should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
[ text ]: And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
[ text ]: And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified
[ text ]: my bed is a shrine, and i am its goddess
[ text ]: you got into a really intense argument about protecting bees. it was weirdly arousing.
[ text ]: THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!
[ text ]: i need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
[ text ]: i just told the sun to stop. That hungover
[ text ]: I know you're asleep but i just had a motherfucking epiphany
[ text ]: jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said I love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
[ text ]: just got yelled at by a priest...again
[ text ]: i don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me
[ text ]: you. me. a bottle of vodka. The Wilderness.
[ text ]: i mean obviously i like your dick, jury is out on you but your dick is good
[ text ]: i swear to the sweet baby jesus i didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
[ text ]: NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
[ text ]: because of him my new motto is 'Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
[ text ]: FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
[ text ]: I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
[ text ]: I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that.
[ text ]: drunkeness level: fluent in olde norse
[ text ]: I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
[ text ]: dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
[ text ]: on a scare of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
[ text ]: there can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. get your shit together.
[ text ]: you are like the bill nye of illicit activities.
the girl who played with fire ( book ) sentence meme
inc. nsfw, homophobic & misogynistic slurs, violence and rape mention.
‘ aren’t you going to offer me a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ just how dangerous is she? ’ ‘ would you like company? ’ ‘ i have no reason to forgive you. ’ ‘ you ever touch me again, i will kill you. ’ ‘ i’m going to stop having sex with guys who smell of smoke. ’ ‘ you look like you just woke up. ’ ‘ that was brave but awfully stupid. ’ ‘ my kitchen is 100 per cent ikea. ’ ‘ i thought you were dead or something. ’ ‘ do you want me to leave? ’ ‘ you’re such a mystery. you never talk about yourself. ’ ‘ i burned everything that would burn. ’ ‘ just keep in touch. i’d like to know whether you’re dead or alive. ’ ‘ you’re an entropic chaos factor. ’ ‘ in that case, all that’s left is for me to commit suicide. ’ ‘ you don’t give a shit about other people. ’ ‘ usually it’s other people who don’t give a shit about me. ’ ‘ i thought you’d died. ’ ‘ you really are out of your mind. ’ ‘ now you’re really going to have to explain to me who you are and what you want. ’ ‘ this is going to be a long night. ’ ‘ go home and get some sleep. ’ ‘ we don’t know the motive for the murders. ’ ‘ it was an execution, pure and simple. ’ ‘ i need a burger. ’ ‘ i can keep a secret, if that’s what you’re wondering. ’ ‘ is she unbalanced? ’ ‘ is she capable of murdering two people in cold blood? ’ ‘ i’m a cynic. i believe everyone has it in them to kill another person. ’ ‘ shit, the whores are looking worse all the time. ’ ‘ you’d have to be pretty desperate to pick her up. ’ ‘ it doesn’t feel like the act of a lone nutcase. ’ ‘ can you describe the man you say you saw attack her? ’ ‘ does she have a police record? ’ ‘ i don’t think it was you who shot them. ’ ‘ they sell handcuffs and whore outfits and stuff like that. ’ ‘ lesbian satanists. ’ ‘ maybe you don’t give a damn but i want to know who killed my friends. ’ ‘ what would you do if it was me? ’ ‘ don’t you like men? ’ ‘ i don’t give a shit what you believe. ‘ ‘ how i choose to live my life and who i have sex with is none of your business or anyone else’s. ’ ‘ so you found my strap-on in my drawer. what did you fantasise about then? ’ ‘ my answer is that it’s none of your fucking business. ‘ ‘ that surly cunt is squirming like a snake. ‘ ‘ am i being arrested for anything? ‘ ‘ if your questions piss me off, i won’t answer. ‘ ‘ there are no innocents. there are, however, different degrees of responsibility. ‘ ‘ fuck you too. need help? ’ ‘ she’s one fucking freaky chick. ’ ‘ you had made her angry. ‘ ‘ i’m not innocent. but i didn’t kill them. ‘ ‘ even psychopaths need motives. ‘ ‘ do i look like a satanist? ‘ ‘ you’re a sadistic pig, a pervert, and a rapist. ‘ ‘ as far as i’m concerned, you should be put to death at once. ‘ ‘ she was a whore. whores get paid. ‘ ‘ it’s not me you need to ask for forgiveness. ‘ ‘ you didn’t have sex with her. you raped her. ’ ‘ you must be one of the sorriest perverts i’ve ever met. ‘ ‘ you look like a car crash. ’ ‘ i’m going to kill you! ‘ ‘ thanks for being my friend. ‘ ‘ in case you get any stupid ideas, if you even try to get up i’ll shoot you right in the gut. ’ ‘ you look like shit. like a fucking prostitute. ‘ ‘ you’d really like to kill me, wouldn’t you? ‘ ‘ there can’t be a man who’d want you. ‘ ‘ he’s not a fairy. he just doesn’t have sex. ‘ ‘ she was always the one with the brains — you were just worthless filth. ‘ ‘ you’re just a run-of-the-mill creep who hates women. ‘ ‘ i can tell him to break the bones in your body one by one until you answer. save us the trouble. ‘ ‘ do you really think this is going to blow over? ‘ ‘ i’m going to kill you too. ‘ ‘ you came here to kill me and nothing else. ‘
judge hathorne: john proctor... i sentence u 2 b hung
elizabeth proctor from the back of the courthouse: HES ALREADY HUNG
john: your honor uncuff me so i can go high five my wife
Sometimes one has got to become monstrous in order to survive.
Iris Murdoch (via arthropxd)
memory meme.
past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories.
❥ — a childhood memory ♣ — a fading memory ✂ — a vivid memory ✖ — a repressed memory ✈ — an eye-opening memory ✤ — a memory that involves romance/love ☤ — a memory of death/loss ✍ — a memory of their mother ☽ — a memory of their father ♘ -- a memory of their sibling(s) ✌ — a memory of a relative ↕ — a memory that may or may not have happened ♚ — a memory of something paranormal ✓ — a sexual memory ♬ — a friend/best friend memory
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