hawks apologist

you wouldn't hit a silly little gal on her birthday, would you?

[dissociativehawks]

elizabeth + she/her + mid 20s + tme

i block strangers, follow backs okay

disordered disabled dissociative + dont call me bro

scared of everything + selfshipper (shy about it)

[dissociativehawks]

help

first way

second way

liz button

Remaining time: 17 hours 47 minutes

[dissociativehawks]

ive decided everyone except for edens is wrong actually

[dissociativehawks]

OKAY. back to work. mayhaps i will finally make the rosary ive been rotating today also

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[bgm05]

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

[decompose1]

if you can't write essays you're stupid and bad. if you have trouble reading you're stupid and bad. if you have trouble understanding classes you're stupid and bad. identify these themes for me. you can't even order food over the phone. you can't even look people in the eye. i'm not explaining this to you, if you don't understand you shouldn't be here. if you don't understand you're stupid and bad. The Key To Heaven is an IQ Test. you wouldn't get it. you're too stupid.

[dissociativehawks]

the rocket money ads where people dont know how many subscriptions they have are so confusing to me. do you not get an email every time a payment goes through. do you not look at your bank statements every month

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[dissociativehawks]

i want fries...

[dissociativehawks]

sure

[dissociativehawks]

thank you liquoredup17

[dissociativehawks]

sure

[dissociativehawks]

ive been (half) watching a true crime docuseries to try to cope better with lights and sirens (because when theyre on my tv i can just turn them off if i cant. well. cope.) anyway. not important. theyre talking about how dark and violent insane clown posse is in this episode which is laughable to begin with but one of their examples of this was the chop chop slide and it took active effort not to wake my parents up losing my fucking mind about it

[dissociativehawks]

update on this: the narrator for snapped has an extremely strange cadence that im enjoying greatly

[dissociativehawks]

i need to be approved for disability so i will have money to. hang out with my mutuals...

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied