Spencer

he/they:)) bluesky @spencerdotpng

[tragicfaggots-deactivated202407]

yknow for all the horrors I think I’m a little in love with life. nothing has hurt worse or been better than being on this earth

[fairycosmos]

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

[fairycosmos]

remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks

[redstonedust]

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

[sandinmybed]

@phthalomoon CORRECT

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[archapa]

I just started the game recently and i love LOVE LOVE it, my skykid got some hype moment during their first reborn so i made it into a drawing

The said skykid under the cut btw

Oh how maternal I feel to this creature

[divinecarcosa]

idk maybe it'll be okay and one day you can stop watching over your shoulder constantly and feel at home with people and see the stars in their full glory and be at peace with yourself

[teaboot]

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[hxgrl]

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

article link

[theinstagrahame]

This is peak game design

[ofashandcog]

Dont leave this in the tags, prev

[deadsilkmoth]

PERFORMANCE GUIDE...AWOOOO *howls and dies*

Wife, wait for me. Village Theater is not too far.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[merlinmay]

I like it when people commit to the bit

[merlinmay]

There’s MORE of this fucker??????

[opilionest]

Green 💚💚💚💚✅✅✅✅🍀🍀🍀🍀buge part 1 👆

[ataraxetta]

DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

[specialagentartemis]

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

[sdwolfpup]

“Weird about each other” is how I’ve always put it. It’s my favorite thing.

[valdevia]

A lemon pig has been crafted for the New Year, stay tuned for updates of its development :)

[valdevia]

Update 1 month on. He's not doing ok

[valdevia]

Oh.

[supergameboytwo]

only 10,000 copies of this post are being released. reblog yours before they run out and are gone forever.

[kaashina]

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

[lover-never-dies]

literally the whole plot