District 23 Gourmet

Reviewing the food in District 23 and other parts of the city

[district23gourmet]

nice to meat you

[lcb-hamlet]

Hello Hamlet! How are you? Getting into any trouble?

Oh! hiiii! ☆♪☆♪

Trouble? Um, I’ve been trying to avoid it. I’m in District 23 right now, see? So, um, well…

I’m scared the chefs here are going to find out my name and start getting ideas! Ever since I was a kid everyone’s been telling me that the chefs in 23 are going to want to eat me all up because of my name! It sounds too tasty!

I’m trying to be sneaky right now. ;(>~<) I’m hiding behind my coworkers…

[featheredrevengeance]

Dont worry Chud just means Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and thats really cool. Its like a compliment.

I don't eat people! Are you one of those district 23 freaks? Is that why you think eating people is a compliment?

Sigh... I'm surrounded by weirdos...

[district23gourmet]

:(

[district23gourmet]

yo there's a sweeper in my residential area you a lil confused lil guy

[district23gourmet]

W corp fucked up, but dw about it

okay ❤️

yay ❤️

[district23gourmet]

lot more people just outside the W Corp nest checkpoint lately

easier ingredient hunting is nice but uhh. somethin' happen in there???

[district23gourmet]

so does the ring have a culinary branch with a gallery I can visit or no

been too long since I tried something more experimental

[district23gourmet]

What's your taste? Sweet, salt, spice, you know the rest. @washed-up-green-9-fixer

definitely biased toward salty stuff, with spicy, smoky, and sour stuff being close runner ups

not a fan of bitter stuff though

[ring-apprentice-albina-fascia]

Anything is edible if you're really determined

This is true.

Everything is edible at least once.

[district23gourmet]

my gluttonous self could NEVER go to one of The Ring's art galleries

[thaumaturge-maestro]

Big mood, have you seen the corporist galleries?

[district23gourmet]

i've thought about it seeing as we see eye-to-eye on a lot of stuff but i'm just not sure i could do it without thinking about the displays as ingredients, which would probably ruin it a little for me, occupational hazard you know how it is

[district23gourmet]

my gluttonous self could NEVER go to one of The Ring's art galleries

[district23gourmet]

question for all color fixers

does the hana association assign you a color based on what you already wear, or do they assign you a random color and you're obligated to start wearing it

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Drank like 8 cans of soda today and I only feel slightly faster. Maybe I should consider energy drinks this time..

[district23gourmet]

having a good, balanced diet can help performance. you should have something hearty with the soda, like a high-protein sandwich

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Good to know, guess i could PROBABLY drop by HamHamPangPang.

...Wait aren't you the guy that wanted to eat those abnormality eggs?

[district23gourmet]

yeah, that's me. changed my mind, though. last time I took some weird eggs off someone it was some twinhook group and the egg turned into a big headless fish thing that nearly destroyed my house. sorry but I'm not risking that again

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

...Did you kill it at least?

[district23gourmet]

tried, but I couldn't. neither could the grade 6 fixer I hired. ended up having to move 'cause the stupid fish wouldn't leave my house and hiring anyone better was out of my budget

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Drank like 8 cans of soda today and I only feel slightly faster. Maybe I should consider energy drinks this time..

[district23gourmet]

having a good, balanced diet can help performance. you should have something hearty with the soda, like a high-protein sandwich

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Good to know, guess i could PROBABLY drop by HamHamPangPang.

...Wait aren't you the guy that wanted to eat those abnormality eggs?

[district23gourmet]

yeah, that's me. changed my mind, though. last time I took some weird eggs off someone it was some twinhook group and the egg turned into a big headless fish thing that nearly destroyed my house. sorry but I'm not risking that again

[district23gourmet]

"These first few creature come from a planet called PNF-404!" [A massive bulborb corpse, a snagret corpse, and a firey blowhog corpse are all given to you] "the last creature has a fire resistant hide, as it can breathe fire, just warning you, though they are all dead!"

hmm alright. no clue what you're on about but I can work with this

first one is super rich, and bit spicy. I could see it making a good burger, or it could be served on its own with a bit of lemon or lime. personally, I like it! easily my favorite of the three, no contest

hm. comparable to snake I've had down in District 21. it's alright, bit it really needs something with it, like a sauce or fruit juice. bit lacking, but not bad. I'd make a kebab with this

dang you weren't kidding, this one took much longer to cook, but it sure was worth it! it's already got a strong flavor on it's own, so there's no need to add anything. I'd say this would be perfect for a meatloaf

[district23gourmet]

"Would you take meats from other worlds to grill, as i am dimension hopping hunter, dealing with rare creatures, and i am curious on how some of the beasts i hunt would taste if properly grilled and seasoned, and I have a feeling a gourmet such as yourself would be up to the task"

you know what. sure. send me the mirror meats i'll figure something out

[district23gourmet]

i don't care what a mirror world is I just wanna grill for wings sake