here have a short list of airport/plane aus, based on the real life experiences/observations of myself and my acquaintances:
“this airport is enormous and yet you keep ending up in line in front of me” au
“i’ve been sitting in the bathroom for half an hour playing sudoku on my phone and now you’re banging on the door despite the fact that the other stall is empty and i’m 80% sure you’re drunk” au
“out of all the space on the floor you decided to sit right next to me” au
“i instinctively pulled my backpack closer when you sat next to me and i think you got offended” au
“the walls between gates are transparent and you’ve been staring at me for an hour now but i think we’re flying to different countries” au
“you made a scene because they took away your carry-on luggage and i’m sweating nervously because my backpack is much larger and we both know it” au
“you’ve been standing in the regular queue despite your ticket clearly saying priority and i’m wondering if i should say something”
“you’re pissed off and having trouble communicating with the staff and by your accent i think we speak the same language” au
“i agitated my injured finger while putting on my backpack and you got worried by how inappropriately worded my reaction was” au
“we’ve been waiting for hours and you keep asking me to play something on my guitar that i had de-stringed for the flight” au
“you think i don’t speak your language but i can understand you talking shit with your friend and it’s hilarious” au
“you think i don’t speak your language but i can understand you talking shit about me and it’s much less hilarious” au
“i yelled at you for taking my seat but it turned out i read my ticket wrong and now we have to sit next to each other for the whole flight” au
“the intense focus with which you’re listening to the security briefing is honestly kinda stressing me out” au
“an old lady next to you keeps asking you awkward question and i’m in the seat behind you losing my shit” au
“you seem to have a very weak bladder but i have the aisle seat and the copious amounts of shit i am storing on the floor are not helping your situation” au
“we both sat down behind a screaming child and you keep giving me looks of empathy” au
“i keep touching the back of the seat in front of us and you think i’m crazy but in fact there is a tiny spider there and i’m trying to shield it from the ventilation so it can climb up” au
“you’re sitting in front of me watching my favourite show on your laptop” au
“someone keeps kicking my seat and i turned around thinking it was a kid but it was actually you” au
“you turned on your laptop right after take off and i saw all the porn you had open on it” au
“it’s an early morning flight and you’re copying all the sleeping poses i come up with” au
“you dropped your sim card while switching phones and now i’m helping you look for it”
“you keep asking me to let you leave but you don’t understand that i can’t do that with the aisle full off people and now you’re pushing me what the fuck” au
“my headphones got caught on your bag strap but you didn’t notice it so i’m desperately trying to unhook them as you advance to the exit” au
“i have no idea where my suitcase is and for some reason you think i can locate yours” au
“i found my suitcase and for some reason you think it’s yours” au
“the staff member fucked off somewhere with your passport and you look so terrified i’m starting to feel bad for you” au
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