'Sup Nerds

[Independent Lucifer RP from Hazbin Hotel]

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“Do you think Alastor’s overcompensating for the fact that he’s a deer--”

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He’s up to some nonsense

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Lucifer taking two seconds to go ahead and make a New Years Resolution:

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He’s gonna make sure more people come to hell this year.

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glitterod‌:

i made him a very tired archangel of hell who wanted to see his little brother and niece really bad, and it like a beach bum.

his fc was thor XD

kdjasbifd he sounds radical though

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glitterod replied to your post: helliondancer replied to your post: ...

i rped an archangel michael for a while.

it’s always a struggle tbh trying to figure out where they’d fit in and his personality

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NGL I high key have a FC and he’s terrible

 G I L G A M E S H

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helliondancer replied to your post: Can y’all Imagine Charlie and her goons lurking in...

{GASP! Yis}

I high key wanna make a blog for michael but i have a lot i need to figure out for him first

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Can y’all Imagine Charlie and her goons lurking in the hotel during the extermination and when it finally gets all quiet they just hear: “What was all that fuss about” and when they turn around it’s juST MICHAEL

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Sips Vodka

“What the fuck is going on--”

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....

LAUNCHES A HARPOON OUT HIS WINDOW

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Rawr x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy kissies and lickies your neck, I hope mommy likies, nuzzles and Wuzzles your chest, I be getting thirsty~

Takes a slow, deliberate bite out of an apple. Savors it’s taste.

 Proceeds to murder whatever creature said this.

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never have I ever...eaten an imp alive.

Send “never have I ever” plus an action. If my muse has done it, they’ll take a shot.

“I’ve not. Why, are you suggesting I should? They don’t look appetizing, though.”

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Send “never have I ever” plus an action.

If my muse has done it, they’ll take a shot.

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"Because the eyeshadow you wear looks fucking sexy and on point!"

“So it’s for ugly people. Got it. At least you admit that you need some. But like I said, I don’t have time to play with you. Bye bye♥.” Lucifer snaps his fingers and teleports Angel to a different circle of hell.

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"It's makeup you wear on your eyelids."

“Why?”

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"Alright but nice eyeshadow, where can i buy some? Jus' wanna know before I leave." Angel gives a smirk.

“What's eye shadow?”

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"Aw fuck-" Angel says as his left arm on his third pair of arms gets ripped off "No, that's why I'm bothering you, and because your handsome." Angel smiles as his dismembered arm pokes Lucifer's cheek again "Are the circles on your cheeks makeup? It looks like makeup."

Burns the arm to ash.“Touch me again and see what happens.” Having his arm torn off was the warning. The warning that he’s going to die if he pushes it.

“Begone. I don’t have time to play with you.”