Motor oil for blood and gears for a heart

Child of Hephaestus. Tinkerer, mechanic, all around grease monkey. {Indie Demigod OC.18+ sideblog of @crxssroadqueen }

[divinemotorhead]

'Sup lug nuts?

[divinemotorhead]

(Debating on moving Carmen to her own blog so she can actually get some exposure and rps. I kinda feel like she is hidden as a sideblog. )

[divinemotorhead]

“I miss my brothers....and the crazy Russian.And the insufferable (andwonderful) Turk.”

[divinemotorhead]

Callused hands shook slightly as she stepped forward, carefully cradling the delicate concoction of metal and jewels. Three months had gone into the forging of the necklace that Carmen now placed before the statue of Hera. Gold strands as thin as hair had been twisted and braided, with star sapphires nestled in like birds eggs in nests. "So...long time, no chat. " she muttered. "Well...never really chatted, I guess. But...uhm...yeah. Made this for you, Queen Hera. Hope you like it. Hope you find it, really. Not too sure it works this way. " @vindictiveolympianqueen

[rpfunstuff]

On anon, describe a date that your muse would take mine on and they’ll say if they’d be interested based just off of the description.

bonus points if you describe your muse without giving away anything too obvious!

[divinemotorhead]

“Ignore the sounds coming from the forge! We…Heh…. we’re definitely not trying to build a Transformer!”

[russianhalfblood-blog]

“I wanted a jaeger to fight against cyclops and gods! Transformer is not gonna work without spark!”

[divinemotorhead]

"Not like...an actual Transformer. "She commented. "The basic concept though. "

[divinemotorhead]

"Ignore the sounds coming from the forge! We...Heh.... we're definitely not trying to build a Transformer!"

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Send me an emotion and I’ll describe how my Muse expresses it non-verbally.

Indifference Anxiety Frustration Excitement Impatience Boredom Sorrow Confusion Lust Disgust Exhaustion Panic Fright Enthusiasm Mischief …Or any other you can think of!

[rpmemesandmusings]

send my muse ‘have you evers’ and they have to answer truthfully!

[divinemotorhead]

New Faceclaim!

[justrpmemesandmusings]

In time for Valentine's Day, who do you ship my muse with?

[divinemotorhead]

"Happy V-day folks"

[tightlywovensoul-blog]

This Blog is Accepting Valentine's Day Stuff, Both Heartfelt and Shenanigans

[goth-ginger-witch]

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MEDIEVAL FANTASY Aesthetics

Professions and Trades » Blacksmith

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[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.