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➤ Established on January 9th 2022; written and managed by Parli! ➤ More than 10 years of RP experience ➤ IMs and ask box are always open! [[WARNING:]] NSFW content and potential triggers are present on this blog!!!

♚ Tears of the Kingdom spoilers will be present, however they will be tagged using “#totk spoilers” for the time being!

uh oh guys

i'm remembering how cool Zelda is again

#out of time. :: [out of character]#👀

triforce-princess

[The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker - Gamecube]

The game has been modified in the following ways in this gif:

HD texture pack , Widescreen mod

#“Hero?” I’ve outlived more “heroes” than you could possibly imagine. :: [THE HERO OF LEGEND]#He who wields such power would make a suitable king for this world... Don’t you think? :: [THE DEMON KING]#Forgotten Legend :: [THE WIND WAKER]#It will always tickle me that Ganondorf stopped being a horse girl in his old age and became a bird girl instead

I'm back from the dead to share with you folks that I just learned that the OG N64 copy of Ocarina of Time I've been playing since 1998 is a 1.0 release and I'm freaking the fuck out about this because on top of this it's a gray cartridge and most of the 1.0 cartridges released on gold carts (as 1.1 released literally 3 days after 1.0) so it's a much more rare release and I'm gonna fucking cum

The reason I didn't bother checking until now was because we bought this game second-hand from Hollywood Video and the back label was absolutely destroyed, which is typically the easiest way to check your game's build number.

#out of time. :: [out of character]#I'm fucking SCREAMING #this is probably the coolest thing i've ever accidentally learned about myself in my entire life

My mom passed away.

I don't know when I'll be back.

(*bursts into flames*)

#! ? ! :: [crack]

once upon a time there was this really mean guy named Ganondorf. like he was a straight up bastard. super evil. anyway, one day, he smiled, and all of his friends were like "ooo: what is you doin'" and he was "not even anything finish your flapjacks philip" and then suddenly Hyrule was ON FIRE and everything bad that could happen DID happen like Ganondorf is the reason why motion-sensor sinks turn the water off before you're done using them and everyone really hated him for it, especially this little twink elfboy named Link who said to Ganondorf, "can you fucking stop bro" and then Ganondorf was like "no" and then he dabbed and then Link was really furious. not because Hyrule was on fire or there was evil spreading around or whatever but because Ganondorf had that look, you know the one, the "I-leave-my-shopping-cart-sideways-in-the-parking-lot" look. so Link decided to pull out his Master Sword which is like a sacred blade of legend that glows with mysterious power and apparently there's a spirit imbued within the blade that says schwing in the most annoying way imaginable every time Link pulls it out and Ganondorf said "wow. compensating much?" and then this started a war. but not like a cool war. a really stupid one. nothing but missed swings, dramatic pauses that went on too long and Ganondorf explaining his evil plan in such a confusing way that even he got lost and had to start over twice. eventually Zelda showed up and said "can you two please stop you're being so embarrassing..." and then Ganondorf burst into flames instantly. nobody knows why. Link won, technically, but he didn't feel good about it because the sinks were still motion-sensor. Hyrule was still kind of on fire. and Ganondorf's legacy lived on in every website that autoplays a video or music.

anyways that's the story. the moral is don't smile if you're evil. the end. :)

#! ? ! :: [CRACK]

I was gonna work on another blog this weekend but nah I've decided I'm gonna finish the first two chapters of this fic and post it god dammit you're GONNA READ THE THING

#out of time. :: [out of character]

i think it's time for another long post about how much i overthink about this zelda bullshit what do you think

#out of time. :: [out of character]

triforce-princess

[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - N64][ HD TEXTURE PACK ][ MODDED ][ WIDESCREEN MOD ]

#This jackass <3 #He who wields such power would make a suitable king for this world... Don’t you think? :: [THE DEMON KING]#Land of Myth :: [OCARINA OF TIME]

[Your Muse As A Drink!] Tagged: I stoled Tagging: now you steal

#gods! hear that which i desire! :: [dash games]#He who wields such power would make a suitable king for this world... Don’t you think? :: [THE DEMON KING]

[THE LIST]

"The one who watches all things, your Santa, sees intent far more clearly than most men. If my convictions place me on this "nice list", then perhaps your all-seeing judge understands what so many fail to grasp: that righteousness is not always gentle, and mercy is not always honest."

A pause. Thoughtful, almost teasing.

"Besides... I have been called many things. But unreasonable? Cruel without cause? Never. It seems even Santa Claus agrees."

#how amusing. :: [memes]#gods! hear that which i desire! :: [dash games]#lmfao

hello! would you be interested in rping?

Absolutely, yes! I must admit, though, I'm not particularly familiar with your muse and the franchise they are from so you may need to give me some backstory, haha. Just know that I'm currently low activity because of some real life obligations I have going on at the moment. If you don't mind waiting on my slow-ass, then I'm always up to interact. ♥

#out of time. :: [out of character]#Kneel. :: [INQUIRIES]

In other news... Did you know that in Ocarina of Time, the armor for Ganondorf's Solid Black Gerudo Stallion has a horse face design on the front of his chanfron? Can ya see it?

Sadly, this secret little design was not brought back for the Ocarina of Time 3DS remake. The chanfron is rather plain-looking this time around.

divineprank

Gonna try writing the thing I've been talking about writing for years now, lmfao. Watch this space, keep me accountable.

divineprank

Okay, question! I have three chapters drafted, I'm going to refine them and clean them up as best I can before carrying on with the rest. Would you like the story to be fully written before I post it? Or would you guys prefer I post and upload chapters as they're completed? Let me know!

#out of time. :: [out of character]

Gonna try writing the thing I've been talking about writing for years now, lmfao. Watch this space, keep me accountable.

#out of time. :: [out of character]

[WHAT BRAND OF STUPID ARE YOU?]

SMART UNTIL INFECTED WITH STUPID

You think you're safe don't you? You are probably the responsible one in the group, perhaps even the mom friend. You are relatively smart but all it takes is one little thing to suck all your braincells out. It could be hanging around your fellow stupid friends, it could be being left alone, it could be having a bit too much fun. The stupid lives inside you and it just takes the right environment for it to show.

TAGGED BY - @midcna TAGGING - YOOOOOU!!!!

#how amusing. :: [memes]#Gods! Hear that which I desire! :: [DASH GAMES]#actually that tracks #he was very smart until he got hooked on this triumph forks thing or whatever

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