resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that
legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees
women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life
people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩
we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework
is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!
naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan
firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.
you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)
if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
honkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
can anyone help me with showijg tbis to a european as fast as possible
hi european here. what the fuck is that
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UNCONTESTED
DIVORCE $399
SPOUSE’S SIGNATURE NOT REQUIRED
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(plus court fees)
*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk
no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it
She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about
the lion does not concern herself with papa
Not only am I agnostic about a god, I am agnostic about most supernatural phenomenon. Do ghosts exist? I dunno, definitely had more personal experiences with them than I have had with god. Does magic exist? Maybe, in a way, I don’t know. Getting rid of absolutes and debbie downer behavior has improved my life immensely.
I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had
The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896
before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings
if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat