Caustically dividing

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DM: Ahoy ▼he messy ship DM: Guess which badass bas▼ard has re▼urned ▼o ▼he area DM: I▼s ▼ime ▼o ge▼ schoolfed because you mus▼ have done every▼hing wrong since I las▼ saw you

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DA: What is this, what kind of trrash has the win/) swept in?! DA: Does that mean yourr unwante/) (omments will be visiting my pristine lab? DA: (:<C DA: No, how about instea/) you (ome with me to meet high so(iety, I bet you néé/) (ivilization after yourr time as a hobo! DA: Wanna go to a (on(errt?

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DM: Wha▼, did your snobby pa▼ron invi▼e you ▼o another shindig DM: She mus▼ be despera▼e to ask you ▼o go DM: Then I can▼ say be▼▼er of myself DM: Af▼er all I s▼ill ▼alk ▼o you!

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DA: It’s a verry fan(y (on(errt, I bet you woul/) neverr get within ten meters of one if it werren’t forr me! DA: It rreally has béén a while since I last saw you, it woul/) be nice to do something a bit /)ifferrent /)on’t you think? DA: (ome on, let’s go

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DM: You’re jus▼ ▼rying to get out of me poin▼ing ou▼ how ▼errible your lab pro▼ocols are DM: And I don▼ know, high socie▼y is dangerous DM: You never know which highblood is going ▼o ▼ake excep▼ion ▼o you breathing in ▼heir space

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DA: /)unno, it’s just as /)angerrous as prretty much any other parrt of living? DA: I’ve neverr béén to a (on(errt, it soun/)s rreally nice an/) I’ve learrne/) when to (lap an/) everrything! DA: Besides, it’s a(tually a huge faux paus to /)o some killing orr maiming in the (on(errt hall, and we’ll be prrote(ted as herr guests. DA: She told me I could brring frriends so it might be you, /)elirrah, and (aelus!

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DM: Woah big blue and your elusive friend are going DM: ▼ha▼s unexpec▼ed DM: Maybe I should go just so I can mee▼ these friends of yours

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DA: GRREAT THAT IS THE SPIRRIT! DA: C:C DA: Let me forrwarrd the invitation, it has all the /)ééts an/) you néé/) to prrint it out to get in. – dulceAnagenesis has uploaded a file! –

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DM: As always your enthusiasm wins DM: I don▼ have much else to do ye▼ I haven▼ ▼old my neighbours Im back ▼hough ▼hey migh▼ no▼ice pops ▼rundling around ▼he area

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: Ahoy ▼he messy ship DM: Guess which badass bas▼ard has re▼urned ▼o ▼he area DM: I▼s ▼ime ▼o ge▼ schoolfed because you mus▼ have done every▼hing wrong since I las▼ saw you

[dulceanagenesis-blog]

DA: What is this, what kind of trrash has the win/) swept in?! DA: Does that mean yourr unwante/) (omments will be visiting my pristine lab? DA: (:<C DA: No, how about instea/) you (ome with me to meet high so(iety, I bet you néé/) (ivilization after yourr time as a hobo! DA: Wanna go to a (on(errt?

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: Wha▼, did your snobby pa▼ron invi▼e you ▼o another shindig DM: She mus▼ be despera▼e to ask you ▼o go DM: Then I can▼ say be▼▼er of myself DM: Af▼er all I s▼ill ▼alk ▼o you!

[dulceanagenesis-blog]

DA: It’s a verry fan(y (on(errt, I bet you woul/) neverr get within ten meters of one if it werren’t forr me! DA: It rreally has béén a while since I last saw you, it woul/) be nice to do something a bit /)ifferrent /)on’t you think? DA: (ome on, let’s go

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: You’re jus▼ ▼rying to get out of me poin▼ing ou▼ how ▼errible your lab pro▼ocols are DM: And I don▼ know, high socie▼y is dangerous DM: You never know which highblood is going ▼o ▼ake excep▼ion ▼o you breathing in ▼heir space

[dulceanagenesis-blog]

DA: /)unno, it’s just as /)angerrous as prretty much any other parrt of living? DA: I’ve neverr béén to a (on(errt, it soun/)s rreally nice an/) I’ve learrne/) when to (lap an/) everrything! DA: Besides, it’s a(tually a huge faux paus to /)o some killing orr maiming in the (on(errt hall, and we’ll be prrote(ted as herr guests. DA: She told me I could brring frriends so it might be you, /)elirrah, and (aelus!

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: Woah big blue and your elusive friend are going DM: ▼ha▼s unexpec▼ed DM: Maybe I should go just so I can mee▼ these friends of yours

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: Ahoy ▼he messy ship DM: Guess which badass bas▼ard has re▼urned ▼o ▼he area DM: I▼s ▼ime ▼o ge▼ schoolfed because you mus▼ have done every▼hing wrong since I las▼ saw you

[dulceanagenesis-blog]

DA: What is this, what kind of trrash has the win/) swept in?! DA: Does that mean yourr unwante/) (omments will be visiting my pristine lab? DA: (:<C DA: No, how about instea/) you (ome with me to meet high so(iety, I bet you néé/) (ivilization after yourr time as a hobo! DA: Wanna go to a (on(errt?

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: Wha▼, did your snobby pa▼ron invi▼e you ▼o another shindig DM: She mus▼ be despera▼e to ask you ▼o go DM: Then I can▼ say be▼▼er of myself DM: Af▼er all I s▼ill ▼alk ▼o you!

[dulceanagenesis-blog]

DA: It’s a verry fan(y (on(errt, I bet you woul/) neverr get within ten meters of one if it werren’t forr me! DA: It rreally has béén a while since I last saw you, it woul/) be nice to do something a bit /)ifferrent /)on’t you think? DA: (ome on, let’s go

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: You’re jus▼ ▼rying to get out of me poin▼ing ou▼ how ▼errible your lab pro▼ocols are DM: And I don▼ know, high socie▼y is dangerous DM: You never know which highblood is going ▼o ▼ake excep▼ion ▼o you breathing in ▼heir space

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: Ahoy ▼he messy ship DM: Guess which badass bas▼ard has re▼urned ▼o ▼he area DM: I▼s ▼ime ▼o ge▼ schoolfed because you mus▼ have done every▼hing wrong since I las▼ saw you

[dulceanagenesis-blog]

DA: What is this, what kind of trrash has the win/) swept in?! DA: Does that mean yourr unwante/) (omments will be visiting my pristine lab? DA: (:<C DA: No, how about instea/) you (ome with me to meet high so(iety, I bet you néé/) (ivilization after yourr time as a hobo! DA: Wanna go to a (on(errt?

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: Wha▼, did your snobby pa▼ron invi▼e you ▼o another shindig DM: She mus▼ be despera▼e to ask you ▼o go DM: Then I can▼ say be▼▼er of myself DM: Af▼er all I s▼ill ▼alk ▼o you!

[divisionmordaz-blog]

DM: Ahoy ▼he messy ship DM: Guess which badass bas▼ard has re▼urned ▼o ▼he area DM: I▼s ▼ime ▼o ge▼ schoolfed because you mus▼ have done every▼hing wrong since I las▼ saw you

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Your name is LLAWAR YANTIN, and the Empire has generously designated you as a future HATCHING CAVERN AUXILIATOR. In the meantime, you daylight as a jack-of-all-trades, hitchhiking and legging it around the planet. You periodically return to your hive, dutifully keeping up with your school feeds and hassling visiting your neighbours.

Your exposure to your species has taught you WARINESS and CYNICISM, healthy attitudes to keeping your hide intact on Alternia. However, you can’t find it in you to default to pessimism. Instead, you rely on CAUSTIC OBSERVATIONS to keep your thinkpan in check, and other trolls too entertained or stung to take a swing at you.

Your constant travels have netted you all sorts of ARTIFACTS. You collect and sell these priceless useless pieces of shit to fund your peregrine habits, and your special interest in genetic variety in trolls. Research into troll genetics, while not forbidden, is discouraged; you keep records of your probably CLANDESTINE activities in a series of journals you hope to pass on to trolls smart enough to understand them.

Cresting one last rise, you find yourself looking down at your hive, dusty but fairly intact for an absence of four perigees. Patting the flank of your TRUNK-ELYTRABEAST CUSTODIAN, you coax the old fellow on the last leg home; he can be a mite slow. Opening and ventilating the hive in the dimming rays of sunset is the work of thirty minutes, and soon your lusus is dozing in a pile of wool and hay, released from the ponderous task of keeping you safe outside. Good old man. You leave him to unpack your things and settle back in.

You’re only SEVEN SWEEPS OLD, with too much to see yet, but it is still good to be home.

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