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im an emotional support dog and the emotion is horny

I feel like we don’t talk enough about the potential of incest in apocalypse settings. No morals or taboos anymore, just the need to be close and lose themselves in one another??? Pls tell me you see the vision

nullpetal

if you insist

chortlebot

dog 2

energyprison

its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

energyprison

computer is telling me this post is paused right now

orcposts

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

goblinposts

> use genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use hand on genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use genitals on hand

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> help

orcposts

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

goblinposts

man fuck this game

dajo42

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

dajo42

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

landmineblogging

stop scrolling for a moment. wait, did you actually stop?? wow that was really easy. i bet you'd roll over too if i asked, huh?

landmineblogging

don't say i never gave ya nothin

landmineblogging

when you transition you don't just stop there. assigned genders are limited but chosen genders come with tiers, skill trees & that kind of thing. when you get that feeling like, "what now?" you just keep going boss. you're not Just A Girl for the rest of your life now. what if you wanted to be a Girl 2? or a Super Girl? what if you wanted to be a Dragon Girl. don't you want to be a Dragon Girl? oh you already are one?? well that's not the end of the road yet either. New Gender Plus

germonline

i drew network in mspaint

(HE/IT)

horsefigureoftheday

Nova's training process has improved drastically since I stopped saying "good girl" and started clicking my tongue when she did the right thing. Clicker training actually works, who'd've thunk??

Also, I've noticed that she picks up on tone of voice much easier than individual words, so I can say "come" in a sing-songy voice when I want her to walk up to me, and "come" in a mellow voice when I want her to follow me, and she understands the difference. There's no good simple one-/two-syllable translation for "follow" in Danish, so it's easier for me to remember "come" and just use a different tone.

Now I'm wondering if people who speak tonal languages have an easier time teaching their animals verbal commands🤔

msmissing-possum

OHHH you're talking about a dog

horsefigureoftheday

The sweetest little dog

chimerathingcock

the erotic energy of question marks next to someone's head in a sexual situation

chimerathingcock

in a skimpy outfit or having sex - cool

in a skimpy outfit or having sex and confused about what's happening - AWESOME

squeakitties

hey 👆 let's fuck this

it-is-no-use

1o9

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

781.64

funk

prettyinpinkcatgamer

@kittybroker how much for this funky fella?

kittybroker

This funky fella ferociously grabbing shareholders with a stunning performance! This funk engine now going for only $87.50!

dootingmachine

This is a high health, high damage, high magic enemy. The Funk Engine’s only fault, one it shares most units of this variety, is its very high cost. Funk Engines would win any fair fight put in front of them, which only invited unfair ones.