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spurs drag me around like a dead horse

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just found out there's a hockey world cup and it started today..... maybe the its coming home was the hockey world cup we learned about along the way

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top of the group or something

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just found out there's a hockey world cup and it started today..... maybe the its coming home was the hockey world cup we learned about along the way

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The way I smiled. because of course

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but saying it out loud is hard

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you can’t hurt me I’ve had 3 colonoscopies

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4th on Monday

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have to go into hospital on Monday for a special procedure they call "camera up your bum" I'm simply mortified.

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I've had this done before as we know I was famously unwell several years past but still.... this isn't who I'm supposed to be. this isn't me

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have to go into hospital on Monday for a special procedure they call "camera up your bum" I'm simply mortified.

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finished severance season 2

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not Shat trending on twitter because so many people shat themselves getting this alert

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i just have to ask real quick are we a cold country? is the UK cold? is it supposed to be mild? it’s just that we’re in month 4 of boiling hot temperatures and i’m struggling to remember what COLD feels like or indeed whether ive ever felt that sensation before

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everyone do this: download the app rover, make a petsitting account. wait. accept an on and off gig from a rich family whose cockapoo hates to be alone. stay in their nice big house for 8/9 hours every few weeks when they go out and get paid £15 for it

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if anyone has a cockapoo quick question is it normal for it not to shit for 7 hours bro I don’t get these animals

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everyone do this: download the app rover, make a petsitting account. wait. accept an on and off gig from a rich family whose cockapoo hates to be alone. stay in their nice big house for 8/9 hours every few weeks when they go out and get paid £15 for it

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reading evenings and weekends thinking it was written by a woman and I’ve just found out it’s written by a man. Gutted

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not only is this book written by a man but His name’s just been mentioned. Yes that’s who you think it is

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reading evenings and weekends thinking it was written by a woman and I’ve just found out it’s written by a man. Gutted

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as a cruisehead (tom cruise fan for those not in the know) I’ve only ever seen 2 of his films, which if anything speaks of his talent

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severance season 2 confusing the HECK‼️‼️‼️ outta me but we gotta keep going…. come on professor you gotta keep drinking like you said remember……………

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just finished episode 9 literally what’s going on? season finale tomorrow night let’s go

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unironically genuinely on my life don’t stop believing glee version is incredible. said with a straight face