Sports Hurts Me

Mady| 24/NYY/ATL/ COL/ TOR/ NYR This account was dead for years but bringing it back for sports baybeee

[clairenatural]

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

[schwambo-mcgoo]

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

[eovaldi]

i cannot breathe what is this

[sargentballs]

it's so refreshing getting world news that isn't an immediate threat to anyone's life or just otherwise depressing. this is what world news should be. a big ole boat drew a penis and then got stuck in a canal and now a sizable chunk of world trade has ground to a halt. wonderful. this costs me nothing

[fwizard]

no more pandemic give me boats stuck in things

[oopsabird]

my favourite new arrival today to the Suez Canal party is this incredibly conspicuous Russian warship labelled as an oil tanker that’s just anchored amongst the stranded cargo ships. chillin.

[oopsabird]

realized what the map screenshot is reminding me of glgkdkkdkfjdksj

“russian warship 545 is unhappy”

“well life isn’t fucking fair is it russian warship 545”

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

[dame-de-pique]

Harry Shipler - Sunset on Great Salt Lake, 1906

[professionalbeard]

iced coffee my beloved

[kakashibestie]

[imposer]

[inferior]

Sugar

[thedancingemu]

Flower Creatures 

5″x5″, watercolor/multimedia, 2015 - 2016

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[sergle]

Also, he collects crystals

[sleepingthroughmyproblems]

Why is everyone calling Edward Cullen a "Spanish flu survivor"? The boy very much died, don't take pandemic advice from him

[azza1dlou]

Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street

[youtubesagger]

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

[horseysurprise-blog]

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[amodevotee]

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

[goodatyugioh]

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

[tomhiddlesun]

“Long boy bob”

[thetattedstoner]

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

[666chula]

This good karma needs to be passed

[southsideshortyy]

I hope you get that job you need

[hvchiko-blog]

I hope some money comes your way.

[dee-termined]

I hope that stress you have goes away

[swingset-love]

I hope you feel good and okay in the morning

[agros-aurum]

I hope you love yourself just because

[clubsnuggie]

I hope you wake up tomorrow feeling rested and refreshed

[isolate]

hope you pass any exam you have