𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 & 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐳𝐞

joe keery. joe, djo, jezzy, king of hair. on some netflix show about fighting monsters and shit. actor by day, musician at night. disclaimer; not rlly joe.

[djojez]

𝕚𝕞𝕤𝕘; joe 💖

nat: get up get up get up.

joe: it's 12 in the afternoon i just woke up what's going on?

[djojez]

hm…there might be some advantages to them. the real question is…how fast can you get out of them?

nahhhh i feel like there’s a trick here, you’re up to something aren’t you?

[djojez]

did you buys some matching tights as well?

would you find me hot in them?

[djojez]

if i agree that mona is an old lady name, will you not get that tattoo? i already have to deal with star wars undies. let me live. 

i actually bought new undies today, mr sparkle ones, you know the simpsons ones? 

[djojez]

i will be on after i finish studying, if anyone would like to plot with joe or madelaine pls like this and i’ll come hit you up !!

[djojez]

lucky for me she isn’t alive today. mona is not an old lady name. period. and i will start a survey and ask everyone i know just to prove this. haha, you wish, babe, you wish. she’d laugh at your darth vader voice. she’s taking after me after all. 

homer simpsons mother was named mona, she was old! so ha. also would you still love me if i got homer simpson in a mumu tattooed on me? nope, she loves me more than she loves you. 

[djojez]

the painting is old, not mona lisa. i stand by what i said. it’s telling that my cat loves you more than your own. whatever did you do to thelma? no she would not, get out of here. 

but if she would be alive today...how old would she be baby? exactly, i am right, i’m always right. she totally would, i’ll do with my best darth vader voice, mona i am your father.

[djojez]

Mona Lisa herself wasn’t an old lady though. Or do you see any grey hair on her? And no you’re not supposed to paint grey hair on her now just to prove your point. Yes, they can be the dynamic duo, partners in crime…as long as they don’t murder us. 

Well she’s fucking old now, babe. I still stand by what I said. Oh god, they’re totally gonna plot against us, but Mona would never, she loves me. If she could talk she’d call me daddy.

[djojez]

You’re engaged? Congrats, who is the lady that I’m gonna send emotional support wine. A couple blocks isn’t bad, its better than across the country Oh that sounds good..I’m hungry now.

Yeah a few weeks ago in London! ah my fellow star on my show, Natty, you might have seen her around. I mean if pizza isn’t your game, maybe chocolate or ice cream?

[djojez]

are you saying mona is an old lady name? consider me offended. But okay, going with the trend..Audrey? Bessie? Greta? Louise? Winifred? 

Of course it is, what the hell, also it’s Homer Simpsons moms name. Also Mona Lisa, she’s like a gajillion years old. Louise, cause we got Thelma hm?

[djojez]

Moving is the worst. If I never have to do it again I’ll be pretty damn happy about it. I’d come help for beer and pizza, but I’m currently in a similar situation. Moving out of my exes place and the house is littered in boxes. Just know you’re not alone.

It’s hell, I needed to pay someone to move for me because me and my fiance were not having a bar of it. Oh shit man, how far you gotta go?

[djojez]

we need to finally find a name for the puppy, babe. We can’t keep saying doggo to her or she might actually start listening to that. although that would be kind of funny. @djojez

oh you got any ideas? seems like we have pets with old lady names, a trend.

[djojez]

no sex until you unpack.

Ouch, really? you’re going right for the jugular there. 

[djojez]

Where did you move to..and why do you have so many boxes. Movers my dude, they help you with everything. Hmm..what kind of pizza though, that’’s the important question right now..

Oh just apartments, I moved in with my fiance finally after a while of finally making the move - but in New York. I only lived a few blocks away, so the move wasn’t hard, just the unpacking. Hmmm depends, I love my deep dish pepperoni pizza.

[djojez]

You know what the crazy thing about moving is? the way that my boxes of stuff seem to just...be still there, packed up in the corner, funny that huh? I have literally next to no energy to unpack, someone wanna do it for me? i’ll pay you in beer and pizza, if beer ain’t your thing then maybe a kickass milkshake or some shit. @hchqstarters​

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“Originally, I auditioned for Jonathan. They were having everybody across the country audition for that. And when I got the script, Steve was definitely a little harsher. He was having this party—I think it was on a beach, because it originally took place in Montauk, Long Island. And he was a total, total dick. … Way harsher. But I think the Duffer Brothers were up for incorporating ideas we would have into the characters, and I had an instant idea what Steve would be like. I based it on people in my life, and characters that you see in those movies. In my mind, I think he has qualities that make him sort of a jerk. And aloof. And maybe not the most intelligent guy. But at the end of the day, I think he really does mean well.”