Just Some Dude

My name is Jonus. 19. 6"3. Oregon Resident - Scribbler - Joker - Toker

[brainstatic]

They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.

[kerryrenaissance]

Meme-ception.

[nya-kin]

[godshideouscreation]

Stoners are the worst texters. Were either too busy smoking, forget we have a phone, or staring at the text wondering if it makes any sense.

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Elevator doors are the only time it’s considered reasonable to halt the progress of large machinery by sticking your limbs into its moving parts.

[supnoah]

a girlfriend is just a best friend that touches you inappropriately.

[falseknees]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bee’s quest wasn’t over. Her next stop was a gun show — where things got even more ridiculous.

[wilwheaton]

Fuck the NRA.

[niknak79]

[beyonslayed]

I truly hate whoever made this

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

IM HOLLERING.

[dennys]

When Daddy Potato takes his tots out for a Sunday stroll. 

[sandandglass]

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt s02e03    

[olddecisions-newregrets]

horny horn hor ho h ho hor horn horny oh look at that, I’m still horny

[fomysquad]

Donald Trump actually defended Bernie Sanders as a fellow outsider against the ‘corrupt’ establishment

[cailencrow]

[oblivionkeeper23]

Trump’s redemption arc begins.

[cinemastillz]

Kill Bill (2003) Dir. Quentin Tarantino

[spongebob-daily]