M'leggy

Rachel. Class-A dork. Interests include space, dogs, space dogs, music, airplanes, Homestuck, and the occasional sport.

[queen-of-hearts92]

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

[smogteeth]

Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life. 

[missmonstermel]

Treasure trove

[sovietpostcards]

Saturday crafts. DIY Mir space station from Murzilka magazine (1988)

(If you actually do it, can you show me your result please? :D)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

when your professor clearly did everything they could to not have an 8 AM either

[mind--master]

Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:

Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!”  Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.” Metroman’s mom: “Our baby is flying!”  Metroman’s dad: “Yes, yes, only the best for you.”

Megamind: “He would win some. I would almost win others.”

Roxanne: “His heart is an ocean, inside another ocean.”

Roxanne: “Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials?”  Minion: “Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-”  Megamind: “Don’t answer that!” * Minion: *whispers* “Romania”

Megamind: “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!”

Minion: “It’s warming up.”  Megamind: “The sun is warming up?!”

Roxanne: “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” Megamind: *laughs* “You of all people know we discontinued that promotion!”

Megamind: “Not now Minion, I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”

Roxanne @ Metroman: “Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets!” Megamind: “I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.”

Minion: “Good luck on your date!”  Megamind:“I will!”  Minion: “That doesn’t make any sense!”  Megamind: “I know!”

Megamind: “Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!”  Titan: “AHHHHH”  Megamind: “Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”

Roxxane @ Metroman: “You left us in the hands of….him! No offense.”  Megamind: “No, no, I’m with you.”

Megamind: “Get back you savages!”  Roxanne: “Sorry! Sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback!”

[sexycraisinthanos]

Honorable mention

Roxanne: Look, ice!

Megamind: Yes, that’s what happens when people freeze water.

[rocktheholygrail]

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.

[rocktheholygrail]

#CHIDI WAS RIGHT

[cosmik-homo]

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[roachpatrol]

third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain. 

[angelsarenamederika]

fourth, they were aware you could change an adopted animals name but let it remain Cheddar out of respect for his ‘birth’ parents

[unrealcosima]

Fifth, they named it after the historic village of Cheddar, Somerset in England, unaware people will associate it more with the type of cheese

[screaminghansolo]

“anakin, what do you have?”

“a wife!”

“NO!”

[whateverurhavinyerself]

Sorry for the terrible quality but I had to post this

[stefon-rneyers]

Two old men laughing together

[motivation-and-fitness]

[fat-acceptance-dropout]

Took me a long ass time to understand this.

[lesbianlegbreaker]

*cranks up Pacific Rim soundtrack*

[bright-thorn]

[ID: A large chalkboard in a very large indoor space, possibly a gym, that reads, “exercise is a celebration of what you can do, not a punishment for what you ate.” End ID]

[everythingfox]

[tolkien-in-beleriand]

[patrickat]

Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.

Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.

[femmeandphil]

reading the replies under Sam Smith’s coming out post make me wanna kill someone but can we please appreciate this masterpiece of a burn

[localtiktoks]

[grant-j]

I will always love this.

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

This is the content I was looking for this evening

[damthosefandoms]

@sohotthateveryonedied

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[testosteronefag]

tell me why i found this ad in my local newspaper with this man on it

its been over a year and i still dont understand

[testosteronefag]

it has been over two years and i still dont understand meat clown. i have been contacted and notified that this ad has appeared in other parts of the pacific northwest. i dont know who he is but he haunts me

[awwdorables]

Baby otter being introduced to water

[imlesscreativethanthisurl-deact]

This is a top tier post

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

he squeak bigger than he bod

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

@thedrunkhermit omggg my heart!!!

[hollowedskin]

how DARE you DAMPEN this little man!

[the-memedaddy]

me☕️irl