DJskittlemonkey

Unhinged, one braincell, danger to society at large. Also a massive nerd.

[djskittlemonkey]

Before 2022 ends, anyone want to admit they got a crush on me 👉👈

[slightlyunofficial]

I think, as with everything, there’s a time and place for specific terminology that can be gender neutral. It might sound corny, but my high school honors English teacher called us “scholars” when addressing us as a group, to be 1) gender-neutral and 2) show what expectations she had of us. The teacher sponsor for the TTRPG club called us “adventurers” after I pointed out to him that I wasn’t included in “boys and girls.” That’s corny, sure, but it fit, and it was cool

[djskittlemonkey]

That’s why I call people “Fuckers”

[djskittlemonkey]

For Honor games for me solo: alright, loss, win, bottom board, loss, loss, *FUCKING OROCHI SPAM*

For Honor games with my best friend:

[djskittlemonkey]

Watching a friend play Portal 2 who for some reason hasn’t played, knows nothing about it, and refuses to look up has unlocked a whole new well of anger in my soul

[celestial-fang]

Cute Skitarii must be adopted!

[djskittlemonkey]

All my friends on Monday mornings: ready to start the week. Live their lives to the fullest. Have fun and be merry.

Me on Monday mornings:

[djskittlemonkey]

My floof is aggressive