DkGrindrFail

How did human contact get so weird..

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We all know, it is best to say no to these generous gifts 🙅‍♀️

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You are fooling no one Mister Fister! 🍑🤛 🔜 ⭕️

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When people on Grindr have their daily nightmare of meeting me..

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People in my head during this lockdown..

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Later that monday...

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Our two teenage daughters after asking how we met...

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But I’m desperate for compliments so I’ll take it anyway

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Those awkward “straight” men letting me know they are interested

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I’m not sure whether he finds my profile amusing or if he is gonna slice off my body parts and fist me with them 🔜🔪🦵🏻💪🏻➕🍑 😱

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Then send me your address you kinky fuck!

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Eeny meeny miny moe “Would you like to get blood on your dick” - he said no 😏

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This kid sure loves fingers in his ass 🍑👈

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When the rumours about you start spreading 🧻

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Finally I found a normal person on Grindr...

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- How i met your Father

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My fat ass trying to be cute

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Been on this app for too long...

Way too long...

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Oh oh, I do hidden messages too!