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[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[vacationstims]

♡ | jordan_decoster

[4yuel]

[brakken]

skeletons

[alinahazy]

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

[alinahazy]

I’ll never stop reblogging this

[chiaroart]

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

i love seeing meme formats where every single word on it has been pasted over and replaced multiple times. theseus's ship except it's a funny picture of spongebob saying literally whatever the fuck you want

[science]

[somethinglikeanarchive]

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

[acheemient]

It’s that time of year again!!

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[steveyockey]

you best start believin in mercury retrograde miss turner, you’re in one

[weaver-z]

The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures

[catchymemes]

[paugm24]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

happy full moon everyone

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[byzbi]

[tiredtangerine]

[bellatrixlestrange6661]

PUNKS IN THE 1980s

[funnytwittertweets]

[radiofreederry]

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me