The Many Benefits Of Being A Marine Biologist

Savannah| 25| ♐| Aro-Ace|Christian|Biology Major|

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[sacred-portal]

[crabussy]

[mityenka]

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

[czech-hunter-reject]

[motok-wolf]

simpl animol

[cowpokeredeemed]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Taste the god particle you rat"

CHARACTER ADDED!

The Gnome That Makes Snow Angels In Your Kitchen (Deceased)

[stxllarvision]

the monkey's paw curls a finger

[stxllarvision]

SHOUTOUT everyone who returned to this after the finale. when i drew this i was like "haha i will put the man in a luscious wig because that's obviously not what he was asking for" then he came on tv with almost the exact same hair and served gender so hard i have not been able to stop thinking about it

like are you fucking kidding me

[horneboy]

john robins in a camp freddie mercury outfit and makeup. i'm really incredibly unwell if you even care

I assumed it would be a freddie outfit but he went for the campest one

[fofi42]

Pirates BTS from Patrick Jack

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

I don't think Taskmaster has ever had a better two-series run than 19/20. In my opinion 12/13 came close, but I still had definite favorites in those series and people I could "root against." These two series, 10/10 contestants.

[everyshadeofwrong]

like a robot had malfunctioned

[bumblingest-bee]

how do you even begin to explain taskmaster

[bumblingest-bee]

WENCHES ON THE BENCHES

[abyssal-plains]

[pankendev]

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

[foldingfittedsheets]

This image was so visceral I had to draw it.

To clarify, these are called olms and it’s impossible for them to be in toilets but it’s still quite vivid isn’t it?

[bucketofdeltav]

I found some in a jar in a museum and had to frantically cram back my immediate reaction of “It’s the uppie wet toilet freaks!” because you can’t just blurt that out in a museum

[wickedsick]

today we post everett true

[shotofchinaco]

February 16, 1917 (via Outbursts Of Everett True on Bluesky):

[anarchistmemedistro]

more than 100 years later and all of these are still problems

[m-o-p-e]

The Outbursts of Everett True - Wikipedia

[monamoni]

[ralfmaximus]

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

[laurasinele]

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

[le-jardin-inculte]

#mybal

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[stella-by-luna]

Spins you

[stella-by-luna]

every frame a painting