Happiness

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[the-witch-named-wesa]

Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[egberts]

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

[miiriya]

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

[yeahdragon]

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

[yeahdragon]

i hope to god im doing this right

[yeahdragon]

im not sure how to feel about this

[yeahdragon]

update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

[yeahdragon]

LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

S/o to my mom just cuz

[blackness-by-your-side]

I am fed up with the media nowadays

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

[afronerdism]

You are a genius and I’m using this

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

[allthingshyper]

This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP

[chattermaxunderthesink]

IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.

[chattermaxunderthesink]

here, by request of more than one person:

[baydreamz-deactivated20201111]

Now this is what I call wholesome

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

[jovan]

[toastbutteregg]

Hi cutie!

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[toastbutteregg]

this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[lavenderfag-deactivated20250522]