Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul

Did you know the entire time Dennis Miller was on SNL, he was acting in one-man show about his own tortured psyche? It's true! Here are his most poignant scenes

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"None of what you're saying makes any sense, Victoria, and I find it all deeply intriguing."

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"Hell is other people. Other specific people."

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"Ah Victoria, it all seems so simple now, doesn't it?"

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"Fatal Attraction, where Glenn Close gets involved with a married man and becomes increasingly unhinged. Sounds like me and the GOP. You can pick who's who in that equation."

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"This photo of the Pope as Marilyn Monroe is the least disturbing thing we'll find out about the Catholic church in the next few years."

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"Thanks, Al. See you in the inescapable void."

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"Al Franken, future Senator. Dennis Miller, current and future mess."

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"Sometimes I make this face in the morning. And also when I ponder the ultimate meaninglessness of all our existences."

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"Joe Biden, people. Thank god nobody will ever give this guy an important gig."

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"Ah, Jerry Fallwell. Your mixture of greed and religious intolerance formed the model for my future taskmasters."

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"Behold, my future audience."

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"Can you believe those greedy Wall Street fat cats? I can't wait until I decide to defend them."

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"Robert Bork was in the news for months and not one Swedish Chef joke was uttered. Seems a waste, if you ask me."

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"Don't think I hate myself? How do you explain this hair?"

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"I know, isn't it hilarious I'm drinking in a subway station? And I only have a glass of water!"

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"Must run from the specter of death!"

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"I've never felt more at ease than when Mick Hucknall has stood this close to me."