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Not all that lies forgotten is worth remembering...

Some things are best left alone...

Others, though...

W̦̠̭̭̰̠̟̯̱͉͇̤͎̤ͩͪ̄̌̒̿͗ͭ͊ͮͪͤ̏̔͘͟͢͝͞ͅͅȩ̸̡̄ͩ̄͆ͥͤ̎͗͒͂҉̰͕͔̼̺̖̱̺̟̜̭̟̳̜͚̼̲͡l̡͇͖̯̘̤͇̗̰̠͉͎̥̖ͭ͆͛͗̊ͪ̇ͮ̑͋̇ͮ͐ͥ̄ͅl̨̈́ͣͤ̉͋̍̃͆̒͌͂ͬͣ͒ͨ͊͊̽̈́͞͡͏̶͔̞̩̻̘̗͉͇̗̮̣͎ ̵̼̬͙̺̭̟̩̼̙͇̫̝̦̉͗͛͆̽ͤ̾̑̃̂̀͢w̧̢̢͇̘̞̄͋̃̈̐̄͋̌̓̈ͣͪ̊h̶̸͙͈̠̰͉̬͈̫̯̝ͫ͊̏ͫ̾͜͡ͅy̸̴̢ͬ͊ͪ̄̑ͭ̇ͧ̾̋̍ͤ̿͑ͧͣ̋̄ͪ͟҉̠̘̩̖͓̻̩͕͍̬̜̱̙ͅ ̵̟̤̪̘̼̗̦̼̗͇̩̥̌̅ͫ͒̏̈́̂̊̍̍͐̆̽ͥ͟͟͞d̿ͯͪ̏͝͏̘͕̭͖͚̝̯͈̥̲͇̼͇͔́͢͡ō̶̴̘̹̫̲̩͙̰̤̿̀͑̍ͤ̔̿̓ͩͭ̕n̡̩̘̩̱̹̲͙ͥ̈̑ͩ͗ͪ͛͌̒̾ͮ̓̓̈́̔̇͘͡'̨͙̠̠̯̰̮̟͑̅͗̿̑̇̄̈́̂͂̈͗ͨͥ̆̒̒͝ͅt̸̨ͣ̓͐̌ͭ͋̓̏̒̑̆̏͆̂͘͏҉͔̩͖̳͚͎̫̩̱ ̶̷̹̟͔̼̗͓̮̖̦̩̘̲̖̽͒̔͐̾̉ͧͧ̏͂̍̈́ẅ̵̨̤̰͙͙́ͨ͂̋̽̎ͫ̋ͩͬͬ̔̉͆͊̅͑͟ȇ̴̵̢̝͇̟̺̩̯̫ͪ̎̐̄͋̃̑ͥ̎̚ͅ ̴̧̢͙͚̙̯̐ͣ͂̂ͨ͋̉ͥ͒̈f̷̛̘͙̱͉̰̗̭̞̗̥̗̲̽̇̍̋͑̆͡ị̱̱́ͤͫ̃̔ͦ̓ͨ͋̂̃ͧ́́̀n̷̹̲̣̰͍͙̱͖̣͈̯̣̭ͮ̏ͪ̔ͮ͆̈̋̾̑̇̽̾́̚͜͜͡ḏ̴̷̢̗̘͉̹̣͈͇̟͎̲͒ͯ̃̽͒͌̂͊̈́ͧͩ̿͟ ̧͎̪̝̘̤͕͓̘̼ͪ͆̉̿̓̓ͪ̓̈́͂ͨ͆̍͐̔ͦ͘͡o̴̷̧͔̖͎̭̖̩̤̺̠͖̘̗̣͑ͩͫ̍̌̈̈̏ͦ͛̅ṵ̸̵̩̱̥̮͊̏̐ͦt̴̨̡̘͉̲̺͔͇̝͐̈́̓ͣ͘͠ͅ?̨̛̝͕͖̼̋̑͛̂ͯ̿̇ͯ͘͜

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We’ve been a little starved for content recently, so, have a few small posts from clips I had saved up. I’ll call these ‘Miniposts’.

[brianthuff]

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

[phillillillip]

“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”

“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”

“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”

“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”

“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”

“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”

“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”

“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”

[mousathe14]

I CANT BREATHE

[jackalopetracks]

This is even better than the last time I reblogged this.

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"You discover a number of nuclear warheads stashed away in the warehouse"

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Party Time!

it’Guess who’s back? It’s me! Monokuma!

Now I know there haven’t been too many posts recently, we’ve been somewhat stagnant ourselves, buuuuut I have a very important announcement to make!

For our loyal followers, yesterday would’ve been a very important day! Because, yesterday was Dungeons and Despair’s 1 Year Anniversary!

To be precise, 1 year, 34 hours, and 30 minutes ago, we had our very first session. Filled with shitposts, memes, and pineapples, we set off on a magical journey that would lead us to the hell that is where we are now. It’s been good fun, hasn’t it?

How you people have stuck by me this long, I’ll never know. Scientists are still trying to piece that together. But thank you to all of you. It’s thanks to each and every one of you - student and spectator, follower and shitposter, you’ve all helped make Dungeons and Despair the shitpost reality that it is.

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Hey, we’re not dead!

I suppose I should introduce myself. I’m the Kazuichi of this RP, and a rookie shitposter. You can just call me The Snarky One.

I know we’ve been a little starved for content recently, so, have a shitpost moment from a couple months ago. Glad to see we’re up and running again!

-The Snarky One

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last time the ship sunk, this time the car crashed

rip hopemobile

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press f to pay respects to hopemobile

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With more events come more memes! An enjoyable journey with an enjoyable discovery! Now THIS is DnD!

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Sia - Chandelier (Official Video)

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Ding dong bing bong! A body has been discovered!

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no massacres, please

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...considering that the motive is a sickness...

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mikan you’re a nurse you’re supposed to know shit like this

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The fourth and last part of the first trial’s opener. The trial proceedings that followed were as colorful and delusional as the moments I’ve captured here over the past few days, including but not limited to a fifty-minute time gap between deaths where the blackened didn’t do anything without any evidence to prove it, effectively four Mono running the trial, and a memorable Leon meltdown.

To catch up, here are parts 1, 2, and 3.

Finally, I’m “caught” up. Cheers to a fun second chapter.

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Chapter 2 has officially begun, so I thought it’d be a good idea to post this here now!

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The third part of the first trial’s opener which continues the conversation from part 1 and part 2.

Even when we seemed to have lost our minds, I’m still being called out for being the insane one in the room. I guess I’m the one being brought to a sparkling justice over this wonderful slip-up.

Further, we have collectively acknowledged our predicament and can therefore conclude that LSD was clearly somehow involved in this conversation.

The concluding part of this opener will be out this weekend. Chapter 2 of DnD S2 begins tomorrow, 29 October, at 12:00 UTC. Stay tuned to both, and have a great weekend.

P.S. Twogami, shave some weight. It’ll make my post-making easier. Kthx.

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Here’s the second part of the opening to the first trial. I’ll be finished once I get to Monokuma’s opening remarks.

I’d naively forgotten that Sonia isn’t among us this season. For that matter, neither is Gundham.

Also, we may or may not have linked our collective consciences together... uh... did someone find the hidden away LSD?

Edit: The conversation begins here.

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First impressions are everything. With Trial 1 and consequently Chapter 1 coming to a close, let’s look back on how we all handled the courtroom for the first time.

This is only the first part. It gets worse-that is, trippy and hilarious-very quickly. Stay tuned, not only for more of this opener, but also for Chapter 2, which begins this Saturday at 12:00 UTC.

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I can’t, Hajime.  I can’t.