[dnpdivorce2022]

cant wait for the last tit show when dan goes down on one knee and asks phil to divorce him 🥰

[dnpdivorce2022]

i see phil was having affairs with the builders while dan was on tour

[bytethehand-deactivated20250613]

only one will prevail

gay marriage

gay divorce

Voting ended onJan 22, 2023

[geolato]

@dnpdivorce2022

[philsgirlinprague]

Excuse me

[dnpdivorce2022]

i cant believe im logging back into my troll account for this (blame @thiswitchisgay-goodforher for telling me about this) anyways-

ANCIENT DIVORCED COUPLE

suck it nerds

[dnpdivorce2022]

u were ahead of the game

No one is surprised 😌

[deadandphilgames]

I just realised how iconic it is of phil to upload a video titled "Dans leaving me" on october 19th 2022. This is literally the date that FOR YEARS was predicted to be dnps wedding and then he posted that. Icon behavior

phan divorce 2022 was a much better prophecy

[dnpdivorce2022]

Hii! I thought it was you but I wasn't sure so I didn't ever explicitly say it cause that would be embarrassing bahaha

lmaooooooooooo

[dnpdivorce2022]

finally ffs

lmao

[dnpdivorce2022]

in case anyone was interested in what the blog title meant lmao

[dnpdivorce2022]

Me trying to come out to everyone VS me trying to come out to bagel lovers as divorce

[dnpdivorce2022]

dan's most recent insta story says "the first omen of prideocalypse has graced my apartment"

dnp divorce has already happened and phil got the house

danisnotontour he got kicked out and is trying to yassify the experience

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

Clown car DRIVING me insane (ba dum tss).

Bagel Lovers Inc. missing all the plot HOLES (ba dum tss).

WAIT i completely missed this ask im so sorry divorcie please dont marry me for this <////3

[dnpdivorce2022]

Do not fret. I’d sooner marry the rest of them before you at this point. Renting a tux as we speak.

[dnpdivorce2022]

we all forget that dnp were voice actors in disney productions, making them class traitors. a divorce is the only way to make ammends for this issue.

I will add it to the list.

[dnpdivorce2022]

i am too sexy for chicken nugget

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

Obsessed with the fact that you basically told clown car who I am and yet.

and yet indeed. clown car! bring honor to the name of homosexuality bastards 🔫

[dnpdivorce2022]

you: its a DATE there are ARCHIVE  ACCOUNTS FOR THIS

them: no <3

[dnpdivorce2022]

what are u gonna do if we reach the end of the year and dnp are not divorced

Have u seen their behavior lately? They are definitely already divorced. Dan is going on a world tour and everything, hiding the fact that he is getting kicked out, it is very smart but I see through everything.

[dnpdivorce2022]

Phil’s new tweet abt the adult toy company…. I would leave him forever if he said that

That invention would bring in so much money. Wait it out first and then leave.