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minato2525

standpoor

this literally changed my mood 180°

lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

wan-shailu

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

myrrhdotcom

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

catpda

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like.

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!!

catpda

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

hurleyquinnzel

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

hurleyquinnzel

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

christopher-bryant

by fall out boy

hurleyquinnzel

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

maisonderriere

allisonpregler

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

unicornempire

Ah, the embarrassing project you take right out of college that ends up being the hottest mess you’ve ever seen in but somehow also can’t stop because you’re too young to know how or have the option of putting your foot down.

c3po

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means

m86-deactivated20171116

this is an advanced joke

silverhawk

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

allthesebees-deactivated2019070

marisatomay

papertownsy

When you win the biggest award of the night but gotta check in case they make last year’s mistake

starssight

disneyfab

this literally gave me chills.

dansrules

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

kulkum

Rapunzel was the best in this. The others were selfless to be sure, but he KNEW he was dying. 100% chance of death and he didn’t hesitate. That moment made the movie for me. That, and when bitchzilla took a nose dive out the window. :D