we're exhuming...your potato

AKA: do-you-think-im-spoopy I love The X-Files, Stefan Salvatore, books, cats, snow, Halloween and assorted interests that come and go. I also dabble in Steroline and MSR fanfiction.

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[100/?] ⤷ 5.10 — “Chinga”

[do-you-think-im-spoopy]

I like Solentine for Maggie a lot more than Everard but then he goes and Cousin-Zones her and we're left with a really bland typical over protective male love interest. Disappointing. 😬

[elfscafe]

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

[dartmoorpixie]

[prettyscully]

[do-you-think-im-spoopy]

People trying to make Steroline and Delena sister ships back in the day were so out of line. I just heard Hypnotic and was thinking about how we had to share the Stefan "I'll wait for you" declaration with that dumbass Delena dance scene.

[dartmoorpixie]

[prettyscully]

[kylieminvogue]

"CAPTAIN MARVEL" 2019, dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

[dartmoorpixie]

[gold-rust-woman]

Whatever you say beautiful

The X-Files, s5e14

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[tripleennui]

Honestly the weirdest aspect of Mulder and Scully’s relationship is that they flirt harder the more disgusting or disturbing whatever they’re investigating is. Is there a corpse with a live frog inside? Let’s crack jokes and subtly imply how attracted to each other we are. What about a dead baby in a closet? Obviously that’s when we should have a barely coded conversation about Mulder’s dick, duh. Interrogating a sadistic murderer? Totally the appropriate time to eye-fuck each other over the interrogation table. Stuck in the woods being chased by mutated conquistadors? (God, this show is strange) Time to cuddle, joke about getting naked, and sing to each other. Could you be infected with a scary parasitic ice worm? Let’s feel each other’s necks up in the most erotic way possible under the guise of a medical exam. Truly no one is doing it like them and that’s probably a good thing

[team-belvafore]

I think this could turn … into something even better

[do-you-think-im-spoopy]

So the reason Matt was sitting between Caroline and Stefan was because they knew they were gonna have Stefan staring at Caroline while having this huge realization and otherwise it would have been like:

[do-you-think-im-spoopy]

Steroline: *discuss their future on the pilot episode* *save one another physically and emotionally all the time* *are best friends and better to each other than anyone else on the show* *dance together constantly* *“you’re you”* *“you’re much hotter in person”* *snuggles* *hand-holding*

Anti-steroliners: “Man this Steroline thing really came outta left field.  I literally did not see this coming at all.”

[scullyblog]