Does This Look Jedi To You?

The fact that I’m still on this website is a cry for help

[disgustinggf]

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[super-affection]

this really does live rent free in my head

[super-affection]

[redchrominance]

it’s friday cunts, let’s crack open a modelo!

[silveme]

when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me

Bi people when their gay side takes over

[lollytea]

[easterndaylighttime]

I love when I'm on the wikipedia page for a species and it says "least concern". one less thing to worry about 👍

[deanwinchesterapologist]

If a post doesn't apply to you it means the person who made it is excluding you on purpose. If someone makes a broad generalization in a tumblr post it means they know about your individual experiences and they're ignoring you deliberately because they hate you and want to make you mad. So if you see a post that doesn't factor in your personal perspective you should make sure to leave a comment of at least three paragraphs to make sure the op knows how deeply they have hurt you and how serious the matter truly is

[recycledstars]

You’re my present this year.

[rainglazed]

Y'all need to STOP

[frankenfran]

former governor of new jersey chris christie trolling for thick bitches in the middle of fucking nowhere paldea

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[sexygaywizard]

[elucubrare]

i firmly hold that it's my duty as a reader to believe it when an author tells me at the beginning of the series that the dragons are gone forever and never coming back. but god it's a struggle sometimes.

[elucubrare]

degrees of difficulty, ascending order:

Protagonist is called Dirk Mhurder, someone says "there ain't no dragons, boy" on page 5. this is to show that this is a gritty fantasy, not like those other fantasies with fantasy tropes in them.

Protagonist pines over book of stories with a dragon in them. Entirely possible that this is just that character wishing for a more romantic world.

The word "dragon" is in the title. it could be just a metaphor, title, or relic.

There's a dragon on the cover. stretching it but authors don't choose their cover art.

Page five, narrative mentions "the lost relics of the Dragons, passed forever from this world." you flip to the back cover, which reads "Main character, along with the dragon X'xoreax, must travel to the mystic lands of the Dragonfolk to recover the Primal Gem"

[coffeefocusrat]

why is no one talking about the lush bamboo forests of suburban new jersey ?

[dorklist]

[fulcrums501st]

[fairycosmos]

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

[puthy]