*dad voice* yello!

Julia ✌🏻 bro im jus vibing

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[madam-melon-meow]

When did u join tumblr (part 1 of 2)

2026

2025

2024

2023

2022

2021

2020

2019

2018

2017

2016

[earlier, see second poll]

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[madam-melon-meow]

When did u join tumblr (part 2 of 2)

[later, see first poll]

2015

2014

2013

2012

2011

2010

2009

2008

2007

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[emptyjunior]

A young scrappy gooey for @jennegatron

Show me the prequel where we see her eye get burned off and how saccharina forms her crew of bandits

[vampdyke69]

im very pro everyone trying and learning how to cook tofu not even in a vegan harm reduction type way its just genuinely extremely good and versatile and affordable. im joining the protein wars on the side of Big Tofu

[pinene]

tofu is literally so fuckin good it’s sooo yummy. my personal tofu opinion is that it’s at its peak when braised in some way, needs that wet heat to really get creamy and luxurious .. obviously love grilled / fried too

[cripples-r-us]

My fav tofu tips:

You can grate firm tofu on a cheese grater, brown it off in a pan, then season it like taco meat (i make a homemade guajillo sauce personally) and it soaks up flavor so so well it makes amazing tacos.

You can freeze soft tofu overnight then when you defrost it, it has layers in it from the water crystals forming and you can season it up like fried chicken, bread it, and fry it and it’s ridiculous.

And finally before I add it to a thai coconut curry i boil it in salted water for a few minutes, drain it, add it to the curry and it absorbs the flavors really well.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[sceptixfakemon]

the parade

prints here!!!

[dogpuppy]

[goth-queen]

[fairycosmos]

sometimes i just want to shake women who exhaust themselves for the men in their lives like. they would never do that shit for youuuu. they dont even defend you to their friends when youre not around. they would never do that shit for youuuuuuuuu

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[unlicencedtomato]

First bit of fanart for Pretty Pretty Please! Can’t wait for ep 3!!!

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

[thickness-protection-program]

Slaves building the white house just for a singular president to turn the white house into pure white trash while a good chunk of the country claps like seals and screams more more more is honestly the most American thing I've ever seen in my life. It does not get more American than that apart from just straight up killing people for not being white

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll